Somewhat Correct Quotes #10

Somewhat Correct Quotes #10

Alice: Y’know, mutants can be real aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.

Alice: *blows air horn in Raph’s face* GET FAHKED!

Somewhat Correct Quotes #6

Buni: Wait, I’m.... grounded??

Raph: Yeah, you’re grounded

Leo: You disobeyed an order, young man

Mikey: *holds up shovel* And now we’re gonna bury you until you learn your lesson!

Buni: That’s not how grounding works!

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Dating Demencia would include...

SFW:

Y’know how she’s a energetic little ball of hyperactivity? Well, now she has a lover, so it’s been multiplied by thirty million

She’s super clingy to you, in a almost suffocating way. But she manages to make it better with how loving she can be

She’ll always be touching you somehow. Hugs, hand holding, the not-so-rare dirty touch, so lots of PDA, amigo

I headcanon Demencia loves anime and manga, so prepare yourself for a sugoi time wearing hamster hoodies and debating how to eat desserts

Demencia encouraging you to enter Flug’s lab, despite him telling you two not to do so. And in your defense, you’ve only messed up the future once, twice, maybe three times...

Her always bragging about how she’s got a lover and how great they are(especially if she’s the only one in the manor that has one)

You having to pull her out of nasty situations, like say if she happened to have pranked Black Hat and he found it who it was

Demencia will always be a flirt to you. From the sweetest, nerdiest word play to the dirtiest, kinkiest puns, she is full of them

Gifts of any sort tend be a bit hectic. Let’s just say that she once quickly figured out that snatching an angry alley cat and putting it in a box does not go well for anyone. Not even for the cat

Did I mention the cuddles because she ADORES THEM ENTIRELY

Her often finding ways to sneak into your bed. Feeble excuses(“I had a nightmare”), ninja-ing her way in, or just straight up jumping on your bed

No shame whatsoever when it comes to showing her love. She will make out with you in public and not give two cents if it disturbs someone

Lots of gothic-emo makeovers from her. You always look like you came out of Hot Topic after those sessions

Heroes tend to avoid you since you’re a close affiliate of Demencia, but there are a few brave souls who’ll try to convince you to join them. They’ll immediately regret it, however, when they have a mace slammed into their face by the lizard woman herself

Black Hat is grateful for you on so many levels. He can finally stop worrying about that annoying girl! Yes!

Flug and 5.0.5 aren’t sure about you. If you’re like Demencia, they’ll panic. If you’re not much like her, then they’ll be relieved. But they don’t appreciate how your prescence equals a more hyperactive Demencia

Demencia adores you on another level. Your hair, your clothes, your body, your personality, your smell, she loves every aspect of you! And she will constantly remind you this

Somewhat Correct Quotes #9

Flug: Sir, you can’t live the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night.

Black Hat: Yes I can

Flug: Sir, you’re married

Somewhat Correct Quotes #8

Alice: *smacks lips* I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Flug: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes.

Alice: *tearing up* They don’t have any arms!