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I'm washing me and my clothes, bitch. I'm washing me and my clothes.
Meta Knight, in the shower with all his armor on
She is a bitch. B-I-C-T-H.
Meta Knight, about Susie
Tiff: Let out all the sounds trapped in your mind.
Marx: *screams*
Meta Knight, to Susie: Next time you put a hand on me, I'm gonna fucking rip your face off, bitch!
Kirby: What did she do to you?
Meta Knight: Because she fucking pushed me, that's what!
Escargoon, giving Dedede a present: Happy birthday sire!
King Dedede: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
Escargoon: Happy birthday?
King Dedede: *hits Escargoon with his hammer*
When Marx stole the wish
Kirby, about to tell his wish to Nova: So, basically what I was thinking was-
Marx: *shoves Kirby out of the way*
Kirby: Aw fuck, I can't believe you done this.
Taranza, with a sign next to him saying "Rapist": There's only one thing worse than a rapist.
Taranza: *pulls down a paper above the word rapist to reveal the word child. The sign now says "Child Rapist"* Boom.
Marx: A child.
Taranza: No.
Shadow Kirby, about to fall: I'm scared dad!
Dark Meta Knight: Do you trust me son?
Shadow Kirby: Yes.
Dark Meta Knight, reaching out to catch him: Come on son!
Shadow Kirby: *falls*
Dark Meta Knight: *doesn't catch Shadow Kirby* Rule number one, never trust anybody.
Meta Knight: YOU GONNA WORK HARD!?
Axe Knight: SIR YES SIR!
Meta Knight: YOU GONNA BE COMMITTED!?
Axe Knight: SIR YES SIR!
Meta Knight, pointing to a hole in the ground: THEN JUMP DOWN THAT HOLE!
Axe Knight: I dunno captain, I just got these jays, they fresh outta the box.
Dark Meta Knight, to Meta Knight: Let's tell each other a secret about ourselves.
Meta Knight: Okay.
Dark Meta Knight: I'm gonna go first. I HATE YOU.
Dark Meta Knight, with a gun: *shoots the ceiling*
Meta Knight: THIS IS WHY NOBODY FUCKING LOVES YOU!
Tiff: Bandana Dee has 19 glasses of apple juice, and he gives Dedede-
Kirby: Wait, why does Bandana Dee have so much apple juice?
Bandana Waddle Dee: Mind your own business, Kirby!
Ooh look at us, we're in love and happy and not dead inside. Get fucked, both of you.
Taranza, after seeing a happy couple
Meta Knight: Dark Meta Knight is so annoying.
Dark Meta Knight, appearing out of the Dimensional Mirror: I heard you were talking shit about me?
Meta Knight: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Meta Knight: Did you hang out with Susie earlier?
Kirby: Yeah.
Meta Knight: Aw, I love Susie.
Kirby: You hate Susie.
Meta Knight: Yeah, no shit Kirby!
Meta Knight: Hey do you want some blades?
Kirby: No. Blades are for skating.
*Kirby turns to Ice Kirby*
Kirby: Ya dingus.
*Kirby skates away*
Magolor: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Marx?
Marx: No.
Taranza: I do.
Magolor: I know Taranza.
Taranza: I'm sad.
Magolor: I know Taranza.
Wait, what? You're not coming to my tea party? FLUFF, I MADE BISCUITS!
Kirby, when he found out Prince Fluff wasn’t going to be a star ally
His hair, WACK! His peers, WACK! His Jewelry, WACK! His foot stance, WACK! The way that he talks, WACK! The way that he doesn't even like to smile, WACK! Me? I'm tight as fuck!
Meta Knight, about Dark Meta Knight
Shadow Kirby: Dad, can you sing me a bedtime song?
Dark Meta Knight: Sure son.
Shadow Kirby: Really?
Dark Meta Knight, singing: Shut the fuck up and go to sleep!
Shadow Kirby: Thanks dad.
Dark Meta Knight, still singing: Oh, shut the fuck up and go to sleep!