Pov You Just Told Him He Couldnt Adopt Another Child

pov you just told him he couldn’t adopt another child

”Am I making you feel sick?” and it’s the image of dead Robin Jason Todd haunting Bruce

someone reblogged this post from like three and a half months ago and now it’s all i can think about. fic incoming ??

i can’t stop thinking about tim drake as spider-man. Going to galas as a kid, meeting the wayne’s. figuring out their personas. at some point getting bit by a spider and gaining powers — which he then is immediately like “i can be like them!!” and uses them for good

imagine you’re just out patrolling one night and suddenly there’s this scrawny little figure flinging themself off buildings and webbing up rogues with a bright smile

(yes i’ll probably write a fic about this)

i was told to come on here and post..uhm.🤡

I just made a joke about Bruce Wayne having a tv show/miniseries where he travels around the world and talks about local history but it’s in the style of Philomena Cunk.

Fantastic. Love it. Very fun.

But now I also want the (extended) Wayne Family to have a YouTube channel where they just infodump about their interests.

It starts as Dick “secretly” filming a drunk Bruce while he rants about the Tunguska Event. Uploads are sporadic at first and it’s mostly Bruce talking about random topics (the chytrid fungus’ detrimental affect on amphibian populations, the history of sea monkeys, etc) while drunk.

The rest of the family get in on it here and there but it officially becomes a Thing when they upload an hour long video titled “The True Meaning of Clown | an introspective look at clowns in American history” with the thumbnail brightly proclaiming “Alternatively Why The Joker Isn’t a Real Clown (Or Even Particularly Funny)” and a very sober Dick Grayson factually tearing joker apart.

Tim finally convinces Bruce that it would be more suspicious if they didn’t post about Batman. That same night he uploads a 7 Hour Unhinged Red String Conspiracy Board video simply titled “Batlore”.

Nearly the entire family have a round table/socratic seminar style discussion about the lore of fnaf. And yes, they’ve solved it all.

It's funny picturing Alfred cleaning up after the Bats, and doing something insane like jumping into the pool fully clothed to effortlessly toss out the weights they left at the bottom during breath training, climbing out unfazed and then he continues cleaning the garden or something.