NOO DON'T BABE

NOO DON'T BABE

i just saw that someone wrote exactly the same that I'm writing in my smut rn

I'll delete it

it was literally 2.5k words

Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.

Do this. NOW. Anon is on. Don’t be shy! Make it awkward.

nosebleed nougats - g.w

pairing: george weasley x reader

warnings: mainly dialogue, fluff, dirty jokes

fandom: harry potter

summary: reader and george have a ‘heartfelt’ conversation

the bold quote (other than the first line) belongs to jae (@/just-a-smol-spoon)

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“At this point if a clown invited me to the woods, i would go”

You and George were doing your dreadful potions work, writing 14 inches about some random potion from 3 centuries ago.

“That's not very positive love” George responded with a smirk, not looking up from the nosebleed nougat he was working on.

“You’ve just been tinkering with your gum sticks” you whined rolling your eyes, throwing a piece of ripped parchment at this ginger’s head.

“Nosebleed nougats”

You stood up from your desk and sat opposite george on his bed, both your legs crossed.

“Can I tell you a fact Georgie?” you asked, plucking the nougat out of his hands, causing him to finally look up.

“What love?”

“If you don’t say ‘cows’ when passing some cows on a trip, I don’t trust you”

“I wouldn’t trust myself either way so-”

"You’re supposed to laugh!” you said, rolling your eyes.

“You want to laugh?” he responded leaning back, motioning you forward with his hand. You scooted forward, questioning mentally what he was doing when he suddenly started ticking your sides.

“George- please- not- please-” you panted out.

“Okay okay, now here’s a joke. What do you do when your cat's dead?”

“I don’t know? Mourn?”

“No, you play with the neighbor's pussy instead.”

taglist thing : @slut4drvc0 @just-a-smol-spoon

🍹 — i think we’re mutuals ( if we’re not ignore this, i’m terribly sorry dhdfjk ) i’m vv curious abt this!!

(of course we are baby)

my first impression of you was like really really calm, like that person in class who sits in the middle row which the teacher is always saying to put down their book, know what i mean? but like the person in class is also really hyper sometimes and they have those really pretty pens which makes their notes so pretty-

yeah, uhm-

highlights - aspen

pairing: aspen x reader

warnings: swearing, illegal drugs mention, sex toy mention

fandom: tumblr weirdos (yes we’re a fandom)

summary: reader x aspen, the relationship highlights (kind of social media au)

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masterlist

yes i wrote something-

taglist kinda thing: @slut4drvc0

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#### my shawty - any mutual of mine,

aspen's askbox - any asks, submissions or anything of the sort,

aspen got tagged - when i get tagged in a tag game or anything of the sorts

facts with aspen - when i share facts i find on my blog

quotes with aspen - where i share quotes, usually creepy ones

anon's that are interacting with aspen - anon's

aspen.nsfw - any nsfw interaction or anything of the sort, please block this tag if you aren't comfortable.

aspen's themes - my theme packs

aspen writes shit - my writing

aspen opens her mouth - my blabbing

fic recs with aspen - fic recs, used on my fic rec blog @shqmmer