Richard Finds Himself In An Endless Dune. He Wanders For A Moment Before A Large Figure Appears Before

Richard finds himself in an endless dune. He wanders for a moment before a large figure appears before him enthroned in roses. 

Amanda chastens him for touching the cursed ring, and that all his bad luck stemmed from his contact with the ring. She berates him for using her divine power for such mundane things as Goblins, especially after abandoning the sword she gave him. 

“Your task was simple: bring me the ring, and you’ll get your wings. And all you did was lose it to a dragon and kiss a filthy rogue.” 

Richard is unable to stay standing before her, and he crouches in the sand under the pressure of her wrath. 

“I’m sorry.”

“You should be. I would just bring you back, but your brother’s cut off his connection from me, if you fetch him without any further trouble I’ll still keep my promise.”

Richard looks up, astonished at the grace he’s been granted, but Amanda is gone. 

While dragging his partner through the pitch dark cave, Gavin slips and takes Richard with him through a slippery tunnel off the main trail. 

Meanwhile, Richard attempts to come out of his magically induced coma, but fails…

Gavin wakes up to the smell of fish being cooked over a fire. Too busy trying to fill his stomach and find the chef responsible for such an amazing aroma, he reveals their position to a lone stranger on the beach.

In a fit of passion, Gavin rushes in and in two swift movements, chucks the heathen king off the near cliff and into the cave depths, much to the shock of everyone. 

Richard is definitely not at all attracted to the idea of being rescued by Gavin. Nope, he’s definitely not seeing Gavin as a knight in shining armor or anything. 

Nines: I am superior to you as well. You think you are “edgy”? Chaotic? Amateur.

Sixty: you’re a stuck up mama’s boy and you don’t know shit

Nines: I can send every human and android in this precinct into a frothing rage with two sentences.

Sixty: fucking prove it then

Nines: *slams his hands on the desk and stands up*

Nines: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS–

Nines: Not you Gavin, your dick is huge and we’re all thrilled to have you here :)

*every single person in the room immediately starts yelling their disagreement, booing, throwing wadded up paper balls, Connor is gagging and crying in the corner*

Sixty: … fuck

Gavin: 👁️👄👁️

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