Gavin Wakes Up To The Smell Of Fish Being Cooked Over A Fire. Too Busy Trying To Fill His Stomach And

Gavin wakes up to the smell of fish being cooked over a fire. Too busy trying to fill his stomach and find the chef responsible for such an amazing aroma, he reveals their position to a lone stranger on the beach.

Nines: I am superior to you as well. You think you are “edgy”? Chaotic? Amateur.

Sixty: you’re a stuck up mama’s boy and you don’t know shit

Nines: I can send every human and android in this precinct into a frothing rage with two sentences.

Sixty: fucking prove it then

Nines: *slams his hands on the desk and stands up*

Nines: ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS–

Nines: Not you Gavin, your dick is huge and we’re all thrilled to have you here :)

*every single person in the room immediately starts yelling their disagreement, booing, throwing wadded up paper balls, Connor is gagging and crying in the corner*

Sixty: … fuck

Gavin: 👁️👄👁️

Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location (2016)

9G comic I posted on twitta many months ago. Bonus:

aight I think yall are forgetting that Gavin Reed is a Gen Z kid.

my man should be quoting vines on the daily. like he should be driving on the road with Nines, see a "Road Work Ahead" sign and quietly say, "Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does." and Nines just looks at him like he's insane.

“There is also an abbreviated version of Operation Grand Canyon,” says Nines. “That variant only involves one step: trip over something while approaching Gavin from the front and fall towards him with my hands held out. I suppose this is as efficacious a plan as its more detailed counterpart, but the advantage of the fuller form of Operation Grand Canyon is that it more seamlessly transitions to my second project, Operation Mutual Orgasm. Now, you may be asking yourself, What is Operation Mutual Orgasm? Suffice it to say…”

Connor is already a hundred yards away

Richard finds himself in an endless dune. He wanders for a moment before a large figure appears before him enthroned in roses. 

Amanda chastens him for touching the cursed ring, and that all his bad luck stemmed from his contact with the ring. She berates him for using her divine power for such mundane things as Goblins, especially after abandoning the sword she gave him. 

“Your task was simple: bring me the ring, and you’ll get your wings. And all you did was lose it to a dragon and kiss a filthy rogue.” 

Richard is unable to stay standing before her, and he crouches in the sand under the pressure of her wrath. 

“I’m sorry.”

“You should be. I would just bring you back, but your brother’s cut off his connection from me, if you fetch him without any further trouble I’ll still keep my promise.”

Richard looks up, astonished at the grace he’s been granted, but Amanda is gone.