[The Player Has Recently Created A Character From Texas, Cowboy Hat, Boots, And Has The Whole Southern

[The player has recently created a character from Texas, cowboy hat, boots, and has the whole southern stereotype thing going for him]

DM: Is Texas canon to my universe now? I hate you.

Happy Hallowe—

Wait, what do you mean Halloween is over? 

…

Shit… Guess I gotta post for…

DIA DE LOS MUERTOS!!

¡Feliz día de los Muertos! Tiempo para celebrar y honrar a nuestros antepasados que han fallecido llevándoles sus comidas y dulces favoritos, pasando tiempo con ellos recordándolos y el legado que dejaron—contando sus historias y transmitiéndolas a las generaciones futuras que luego contarán nuestras propias historias. 

(If you don’t know what that says, there’s no shame in using Google Translate. HAPPY DAY OF THE DEAD)

HOLD ON. OP DID YOU SLIP IN CDI GANON SAYING DIE

was inspired. thank you @gamergoo​ for your poetry

which fictional death has affected you the most emotionally? like had you straight up crying your eyes out or similar responses

The fun thing is, if we keep calling it Wolftopia the IAU will inevitably have to bow to public pressure and grant it official nomenclature status.