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My Addition: I Once Had A Gallon Of Milk In One Hand And The Cat In The Other. Put The Cat In The Fridge
my addition: i once had a gallon of milk in one hand and the cat in the other. put the cat in the fridge and dropped the milk on the floor. i was only alerted to my misdeed by a very loud, distressed “WAAAOUGH” from inside the fridge.
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