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Furina x Neuvillette Fic Recs
All I ask of You by Lyrecah | rated T, 28.2k words
Some nights, Furina can’t sleep.
Neuvillette has taken notice and decides to address it.
Neither were expecting a bard from Mondstadt to come along and have an effect on the course of the night.
Why I like it: The pining is so sweet and it's so wonderful to see Furina have a friend in Venti.
The Altar of Her Body by Maleficar | rated E, 4.1k words
She devours his obscenities and his holy vows.
Neuvillette and Furina celebrate solving the serial disappearances case.
Why I like it: THE LADDERS IN NEUVILLETTE'S OFFICE ARE A WONDERFUL SUPPORTING CHARACTER!! Really love how this approaches their relationship from a very different angle from most other explicit works for this pairing so far, including this author's other story for them (more on that one later)
As Light Rain Falls by StarTears | rated T, 3.1k words
Furina drowns in self-doubt after the atrocious meeting with the Knave. As light rain falls, Neuvillette, who watched her back fade away from the Opera House, knocks on her door.
Why I like it: Just what I needed to heal my heart after what Furina went through in the 4.1 Archon Quest. And it made me cry! Simply lovely.
bisous amicaux by LKjoghtun | rated G, 800 words
Focalor kept diaries. A lot of diaries, or maybe she just liked to write and then reread what she had written. She was alarmed when she finished another notebook, three-quarters of which was devoted to Neuvillette. Each page described something they'd done at the place during the day or wanted to do.
Why I like it: The only story on this list written pre-4.0, yet it still feels so right for them. Very impressive how well they portray Furina's insecurities despite knowing so little about the characters at the time of writing.
the complete opposite of professionalism by Sakura_Blight | rated E, 300 words
Furina is insatiable.
Why I like it: Unfair how hot this one is. A story that's short by design but leaves you desperate for more.
Dancin’ Closer To The Edge by sillylittlebard | rated E, 1.9k words
Furina wanted Neuvillette. Over, over and over again. He always would. He would always need his estranged lover. No matter how much he hissed and spat, words were never venomous in nature. This was their game, and this was their own duel. This was theirs. Here, Furina could be wanted. Truly, wanted. Touched. Loved. Heard. He could be heard.
Why I like it: Transmasc Furina enthusiasts rise up!!! Makes me a little giddy to read someone else's take on that headcanon for Furina. I love the intensity and friction to their relationship in this story.
Dancing In the Rain by HydroLily | rated G, 1.7k words
Furina is losing control, and she’s still not even close to reversing Fontaine’s horrible prophecy. She retires to her bedroom, resigned to her circumstances.
Neuvillette notices this and decides that it’s time for a change of scenery.
Why I like it: The act Furina puts on to her true feelings and the quiet but steady Neuvillette are wonderful.
étreinte fantomatique by LKjoghtun | rated G, 800 words
If he were younger, he would certainly be upset by Focalor's behavior, but centuries have passed and he has learned to accept many things, even if he doesn't approve or understand the reason for them.
Why I like it: Glorious prose and my very favorite part, the description of both their fashion sense (I won't spoil, just read it!)
A Fitting Punishment by Maleficar | rated E, 3.9k words
“What are you going to do?” she asks. For all her contrite body language, an impish grin spreads across her lips. “Punish me?”
Neuvillette punishes Furina for nearly condemning an innocent man.
Why I like it: Glorious! Neuvillette is so hot in this I could implode. Love the playful and needy Furina who is a thorn in his side til the end. Can't punish your Archon if your Archon likes it!
Five More Minutes by MissDema | rated G, 1k words (Spanish language version)
Charlotte interviews Neuvillette, Fontaine wants to know about its judge's morning routine. What no one will ever know is that the nation's goddess is actually more present in it than his words say. - minute /ˈmɪnɪt/ 1. a period of time equal to sixty seconds or a sixtieth of an hour.
Why I like it: Easily one of the cutest fics for them out there!!!! Furina so adorable. Now that Charlotte is actually getting her interview with Neuvillette I will pretend it is canon :3
How the Archons Were Tried and Sent to Jail by BookishWanderer | rated T, 15.3k words, ongoing
Why Morax, Barbatos, Beelzebul, and Buer chose the middle of the night to visit Focalors was unknown. The fact is that they did and in doing so, were arrested for crimes related to the honor of the Hydro Archon. Now, their people must navigate the complicated waters of the Fontainian legal system in order to bring their gods home- or at least make sure they are not punished too harshly while grappling with some truths regarding their identities and other things that the archons would rather stay hidden.
Why I like it: Incredibly funny!! Tears of laughter levels of funny. It's so beautiful how enthusiastic the nation is for their love. And the large ensemble cast is handled so deftly.
leisurely times by fukiana | rated T, 4.2k words
With no ongoing court cases and the opera epiclese under construction Furina finds herself quite fidgety with nothing to do, this frustrates her and so she heads to the person she’s closest with.
Why I like it: The gossiping Melusines are adorable and soooo funny. Such a great idea.
Midnight Rain by MissDema | rated T, 1.6k words (Spanish language version)
“But I don't just want you to kiss me, Neuvi…” - Late at night, Neuvillette has still not returned to their chamber. Consequently, Focalors decides to look for him. - midnight /ˈmɪd.naɪt/ 1. twelve o'clock at night.
Why I like it: Adore seeing Furina as the one giving care and comfort. They are so in love!!
Moon, Ahold of All Light, Please Shine Down On Me by AdmireAsunas | rated E, 5.3k words, ongoing
There was an old saying, if you throw coins into the Fountain of Lucine, and make a wish. The Hydro archon will do her best to make it come true. If only the people of the nation of hydro, realize the position their archon puts herself in for their sake.
It's going to take a lot of power and feelings to save the archon, both from herself, and from the group trying to take her out.
Why I like it: Neuvillette hasn't even appeared in this one yet, but the Furina portrayal is downright heartwrenching. Really looking forward to where this story goes.
A Needy God Hates the Rain by LittlestFallenAngel | rated G, 1.2k words
Fearing that Neuvillette has lost faith in her, Furina pays him a visit.
Why I like it: Furina's insecurities hurt my heart, but Neuvillette's love and faith in her heal it :') Love the dialogue in this one.
The reason why by Budget_hrdirector | rated G, 700 words
Furina bounces around Neuvillette's room, loudly complains, sits in his chair and spins around. He wonders why she's doing this.
Why I like it: Very, very cute. The banter between them here is top tier!
Salty and Still Water by WanderingRhyme | rated G, 7.5k words, ongoing (gen fic)
A long time ago, when the island of Erinnyes was inhabited and the fountain of Lucine just a small spring, the youngest of the Lochfolk meets the fallen sovereign of water. Neither of them knew that this meeting would change the fate of the entire nation.
Why I like it: Very imaginative back story for Furina and Neuvillette with characterization that really shines. They're so very different form the Furina and Neuvillette of the present, but still so recognizably them.
ah, a spoonful of sugar by yanderemonoma | rated E, 2.2k words (feat. arle x furi. warning for rape/non-con. please mind the tags.)
Furina neglects to explain to Neuvillette why she's so adamant in having him attend her diplomatic meeting with the Knave.
Perhaps she should have.
Why I like it: A devastatingly self-sacrificing Furina and a Neuvillette who would do anything she ever asks of him, no matter what it costs them both :( Haunted me since the moment I read it.
Summer Rain by SleepyBirdie | rated G, 1.4k words
It rains during a heatwave. Furina wishes there were more sunny days to come.
Why I like it: I love the way they support one another in this one. It's so soft.
Troubled Waters by MissDema | rated E, 1.9k words
“Anything you say can and will be used against you. Now, be a good boy and turn around!” - Focallette pegging fic. That's it. That's the whole plot. - trouble /ˈtrʌbl/ 6. a situation in which one is liable to incur punishment or blame.
Why I like it: TOP FURINA LET'S ALL CELEBRATE!!! Great stuff. It's hot. Also love that there are some bold Fontainians who would dare speculate what the Archon and Chief Justice do in bed.
The Truth, and Nothing But by ThatWindingPath | rate G, 300 words (gen fic)
Boredom is the one and only reason Furina ever visits Neuvillette. That is the whole truth.
Or so Furina pretends, anyway.
Why I like it: Another trans Furina story that I adore. Furina's pride and desperate need to be loved by the public hurts my heart, and the dynamic with Neuvillette, who understands him better than anyone one else, is beautiful.
Woes of Public Transportation by Karmilk | rated E, 1.8k words
“If you are hoping to meet the two figureheads of the Opera Epiclese, I don’t recommend waiting around here. They use their own private transportation, not the aquabus. I doubt this is because they don't wish to associate with the common folk. I suspect they simply don't wish to see their private words and deeds appearing in The Steambird blown out of proportion…” - Elphane
Why I like it: Very funny and delightful exploration of one of the more.... provocative NPC mentions of Furina and Neuvillette.
so my roomie said he got “a little high” last night and I thought nothing of it. well I just opened the fridge and I noticed a Burger King bag with a few sauce packets peeking out
I thought it was normal until I opened it up a bit more and
IT’S LITERALLY JUST TWENTY PACKETS OF ASSORTED SAUCE AND NOTHING ELSE
my man got lost in the sauce
so my roomie said he got “a little high” last night and I thought nothing of it. well I just opened the fridge and I noticed a Burger King bag with a few sauce packets peeking out
I thought it was normal until I opened it up a bit more and
IT’S LITERALLY JUST TWENTY PACKETS OF ASSORTED SAUCE AND NOTHING ELSE
happy birthday to this photo of Beep eating millet for the first time
No better way to end your birthday on 710 by Hitting a dab of BIRTHDAY FACE……Happy birthday to me and Happy 710 everyone