Trou Noir

Trou noir

no for real I need you to understand how I experienced this

How can I gaslight my parents into thinking I’m a stripper? I mean how can I instill just a hint of the possibility into their minds I miiiigt be one? Like not enough for them to ask about it, but enough for them to question it and wonder if they’re reading into things or not? I’m a young lady who still loves with them. I have a good job, have never gotten a speeding ticket, kissed someone, or really often into any trouble, but that’s boring. I need to spice stuff up

........ ma'am I am a worldbuilder?

Well duh. They boned.

protoceratopsgirls and velociraptorgirl engulfed in a sudden sandstorm, their final makeout session forever preserved in fossilized form

I just had an idea for the best/worst Splatoon lobby post ever

The Realms

An up-to-date overview of my 8 worldbuilding projects.

Edit: as of 2022, Aedrynn [ADN] has been retired from the list, replaced by the Midnight Sea.

DSP | AV | OE | SPH | TMS | CDL | LOR | PR

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