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note how ne didn't answer the question that's telling... tumblr cancel this guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why don't you like lesbians?

yall make me want to pull my hair out im so srs literlly where do u get these ideas from

no for real I need you to understand how I experienced this

How can I gaslight my parents into thinking I’m a stripper? I mean how can I instill just a hint of the possibility into their minds I miiiigt be one? Like not enough for them to ask about it, but enough for them to question it and wonder if they’re reading into things or not? I’m a young lady who still loves with them. I have a good job, have never gotten a speeding ticket, kissed someone, or really often into any trouble, but that’s boring. I need to spice stuff up

........ ma'am I am a worldbuilder?

At what point is it no longer a story and becomes the very blueprint of your forsaken life?

(Me being dramatic while I draw cowboys and clowns)

NYA. Now is most certainly not the time to be having a fashion throwback. People you care about are in danger. Please act (and dress) appropriately.

Thank you.

[SUNGHOON] ROMANCE : UNTOLD (ENGENE Ver.) Concept Photo

dan insta story

12/10/24

meanwhile, in a world where what your soulmate loves most appears on your wrist...

Law: what the fuck- why is it written meat? what the hell is that supposed to mean?

Hug him

This has destroyed all wattpad fanfics in five paragraphs.

I've read lots of fanfics and headcanons about Ghost with partners who are usually kind, pure, like a angel, all flowers and butterflies and stuff etc. I get it, but no offense, and looking at it from another perspective, when you think about people who have experienced childhood trauma, they tend to repeat certain patterns. I'm not saying that every person with a traumatic past will have a toxic relationship.

But, you see: I personally believe that Ghost would never give a chance to someone he deems "perfect," innocent, pure, because that's completely opposite to how he sees himself. How could he be in a relationship with someone so different from him? How could he be understood by someone who doesn't have a certain darkness within? I'm not saying it wouldn't work, but I think a part of him would never fully reveal itself out of fear of being judged. On the other hand, I believe he would also seek out people who, in some way, are unattainable, to reaffirm that little voice inside him saying he doesn't deserve to be loved. Of course, none of this is really true, but that's how the mind of someone with many traumas tends to work.

I think he would avoid relationships and commitments for a long time, and wouldn't be able to choose someone outside of his field of work. "Normal" people could never understand the things he does, they could try, but never fully comprehend. In my opinion, he would fall in love, without realizing it, with someone from his field of work, probably a teammate with whom he shared many experiences. Someone with whom he has a deep connection. And, as I mentioned at the beginning, I believe he would unconsciously seek out more complex people. I see him attracted to people with a similar outlook on life, who are tougher and more realistic. Who share a darker sense of humor. Who have also experienced some kind of trauma in the past, so they can understand how he feels. I imagine him in a relationship with someone who has these characteristics, and unlike him, is ambiverted or extroverted. Someone who challenges him, calls him out when he's wrong, or is determined. Someone honest, but not rude. Someone funny, smart, creative. Someone with a thirst for adventure and a spark, to contrast with some parts of him.

But honestly, I can't picture him with someone he deems pure and perfect. He doesn't feel worthy or even attracted to that. He tends to surround himself with people who are similar to him because that's where he feels comfortable. Just to clarify, it doesn't necessarily mean that this partner in question would be a bad or toxic person, but simply someone similar to him. I believe Price is the best example of that, who is good but not innocent, not entirely right.

In the end, I think the relationship with the chosen person would be a challenging but functional one. Not toxic, not abusive or destructive, just difficult. Traumatized people are human and fully capable of relating to each other, but it takes patience and determination, and a lot of work. I think that over time, they would improve greatly. Because Ghost's biggest fear is one-sidedness. He needs to know that he is protecting and helping, but he also needs to feel protected and helped.

new dado art just dropped

posted one month ago on patreon @/magpiecrown, original post by @cipheramnesia with the help of @geekandmisandry and @dee-the-red-witch can be found here 💗

Gay people wanted this (me)

everytime i read you’re fics i’m like “why do sexy people (eggyrocks y/ns)have to go through so much? 😞😞 it’s hard out here

god gives his most annoying battles to his sexiest people

you genuinely are such a light. like if i had to think of something to compare you to it would be a lighthouse. a positive light guiding the ships home. you're such an amazing person, i hope you had a good day/night. oh- and. i think you an kiyoko are perfect together. like i think you would balance each other out nicely. <3

thank you <33 i definitely did have a good day yesterday 🙂‍↕️

truly the only thing i care about is someone saying kiyoko and i would balance each other out /j

If someone wants to pay me 100$ ill write a oneshot of whoever they want

despite the many creations, this is my favourite one so far

can confirm his such a beauty

@applefishh

Oh honeyy, it's 4 pm! Time for your daily ribcage gnawing‼️

If this isn't canon I'm leaving this fandom.

you would not believe how difficult the last clip was to make

my favorite genre of homoeroticism is when they’re mutually attracted to one another’s most gruesome and morally questionable traits & amplify them by partaking in never-ending elaborate mind games and becoming wholly engulfed by them (no one succeeds at the task like hannibal lecter and will graham do)