Every Year On April First I Get Harassed By The Same Damn Poltergeist. The April Ghoul, I Call It. But

every year on April first i get harassed by the same damn poltergeist. the April Ghoul, i call it. but not this year. this year I’ve rigged a series of overly-complex, cartoonishly-violent traps all the way down the staircase of my tower. wanna see?

*stands up to move toward the staircase and you see my shoelaces are tied together*

this one actually made me laugh pretty hard im not gonna lie

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

mentally i am here

Fresh news from Hubble, and it's a real doozy this time: it found a runaway supermassive black hole.

Let me repeat that:

A runaway SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE.

Half the universe away, an immense object born of concentrated primordial chaos, so powerful it once bound an entire galaxy together, hurtles through the intergalactic void. Its flight through the cosmos so unfathomably violent that it leaves a stream of newborn stars two hundred thousand lightyears long whirling in its wake. Gas and dust in the space between galaxies is spread so thin a particle might never touch another for a million years, and yet this escaped galactic core has dragged the matter in its path into fusion.

What a universe we live in!