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3 years ago

see my partner is a very light sleeper so all I have to do is just whisper "hey hon?" or gently touch them and they wake up, and I do it accidentally rather often and feel bad about it every time

meanwhile I sleep like a hibernating wood frog and the only things that can rouse me from my deathlike state are the coming of spring and abject panic. incidentally, the latter is why my morning alarm is set to a boss fight theme

dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is

Dating Someone Who Knocks The Fuck Out As Soon As They Hit The Sheets But You Have Had Chronic Insomnia

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3 years ago

the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh


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3 years ago

used Madowka's picrew instead bc I didn't look like myself in OP's (understandable, I am a cis guy lol). almost nothing at all has changed except I grew my hair out (and I've started losing it already). tbh I'm starting to feel like going back to the shorter style I had anyways,,, once I figure out what to do about the thinning. stupid genetics.

Used Madowka's Picrew Instead Bc I Didn't Look Like Myself In OP's (understandable, I Am A Cis Guy Lol).
Used Madowka's Picrew Instead Bc I Didn't Look Like Myself In OP's (understandable, I Am A Cis Guy Lol).

age 16 vs now (21)

i wanted to start a picrew chain!!

Age 16 Vs Now (21)
Age 16 Vs Now (21)

stealing this trend from twt or smth

16 is such a weird age omg like at 16 you're not even human

i will taaaag @olympiansally @alkalinefrog @cthulhuliet @translightyagami @kalsupher @juicequeen21 aaand @lawlightbrainrot

♡ poicon maker ♡
Picrew
(alternative title: the most lesbiancore picrew youve ever seen) PLEASE READ you may use my picrew as your icon! DO NOT use this picrew f

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3 years ago

OKAY I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS AND YOU ALL ARE GONNA BE MY AUDIENCE.

One of my absolute favorite bands ever is a group called Search the City, who only produced an EP and two albums and disbanded before I encountered their music. Fairly normal late-aughts-early-tens alt/punk fare, except for their EP and first album their vocalist was Josh Frost. This man, whom I have had the great pleasure of corresponding with once, has the voice of an angel, and wrote lyrics to match. Seriously, listen to this solo piano cover he did of their best song, Clocks and Timepieces. Unfortunately he left the group after their first album for reasons I've never entirely been able to figure out, and for a short time was working on a separate project with the band's ex-guitarist called Evil Us.

Evil Us never published any music.

There are exactly four demos in existence, to my knowledge; uploaded to YouTube many years ago by a thoughtful fan, because they've been wiped from MySpace. Two are whole, finished tracks, the other two are just the first third or so of songs. One of those is called Northstar, and I wish more than anything in the universe that it was complete because I fucking adore it. Alas, Mr. Frost has long since retired to the equipment side of music production, so I fear Northstar will never be more than an introductory verse. Such is life.

I Dont Care About The Twitter Peoples Replies To This I Want The White Whales Of The Literary Salon Tastemakers

I don’t care about the twitter people’s replies to this I want the white whales of the literary salon tastemakers on tumblr


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3 years ago

Oh man did you eat the whole edible? The whole thing? Yeah that's bad bro. No you're gonna be fine. The horse demons don't like that though. Yeah the evil horse demons with fucked up scary human faces that live in the bathroom at night so they can get people who are too high. Those ones. Yeah they can smell when you're scared.


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2 years ago

I don't have Spotify so here's my 12 latest from my iTunes :)

I Don't Have Spotify So Here's My 12 Latest From My ITunes :)

1. Various Artists - Minus Ten and Counting (Songs of the Space Age)

2. Leslie Fish & Vic Tyler - Carmen Miranda's Ghost

3. Julia Ecklar & Anne Harlan Prather - Space Heroes & Other Fools

4. Future Folk - Future Folk, Vol. 1

5. We Banjo 3 - Haven

6. Search The City - A Fire So Big The Heavens Can See It

7. Anberlin - Cities

8. Rise Against - Nowhere Generation

9. Christopher Larkin - Hollow Knight (Original Soundtrack)

10. Jeremy Soule - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

11. Adam Young - Voyager 1

12. Homestuck - Homestuck Vol. 10


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2 years ago

i feel like everyone has at least one of these so: in the tags tell me what media someone else needs to experience to truly understand the person you are today. mine is undertale and the owl house


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2 years ago

FELLOW COLOR-SYMBOL SYNESTHESIACS!!! Here's my digit association:

0 is no color

1 is black #000000

2 is cobalt #0222b2

3 is vivid green #00cc00

4 is rust #642f00

5 is yellow #ffe500

6 is pale red #cf3636

7 is violet #4a0c77

8 is silver-gray #a8a8a8

9 is crimson #c90909

hey fam what colours do your numbers have 👁️

OoooooOh I'd love to answer this!!

0 is pitch black

1 is some pastel colour, like a light pink or teal

2 is like a light red to me

3 is DEFINITELY a yellow or lime green!

4 is blue and brown

5 is orange

6 is yellow

7 is a deep, bright red

8 is dark magenta and brown

9 is auburn

10 is a similar light reddish-pink as 1 and 2


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1 year ago

as someone who has actually tried to get an unflighted adult Eurasian eagle owl back into his box while actually having a good grip on him, I can tell you with reasonable certainty there is no damn way they were ever going to catch him again.

On Saturday night Flaco the Eurasian Eagle-Owl hooted from over twenty stories high and for more than two hours, broadcasting to all the news that Manhattan's Upper West Side now is *his* territory. 🦉 ♥️ pic.twitter.com/l127rpE4ue

— Manhattan Bird Alert (@BirdCentralPark) December 3, 2023

I for one welcome our new strygine overlord. :)

Backstory: This gentleman escaped from Central Park Zoo in March after his enclosure there was vandalized, and there was a lot of concern over whether or not he could/would survive out of captivity. Unconcerned by this, Flaco settled himself in a particular area of Central Park and spent all the spring, summer, and most of the fall eating large numbers of rats, and genially allowing himself to be photographed by an ever-growing cadre of bird paparazzi.

Then a few weeks ago, possibly irked by repeated mobbing by assorted hawks and corvids, Flaco took off from his normal haunts and went on a brief tour of apartment-building courtyards on the Lower East Side. Now he's on the Upper West Side, within sight of Central Park (so food's no problem, should he feel like heading back that way to hunt), and shouting for everybody to hear that he owns the place. The image above shows him on the water tower of an apartment building at 86th and CPW.

If you look back through the Manhattan Bird Alert and Above 96th Twitter feeds, you'll see many splendid pictures of him. He's a handsome lad, and it's good to see him thriving.

What's in his future? Hard to tell. (Though some people on Twitter are suggesting he should run for mayor.) He may head upstate at some point. But he may decide he's quite happy to be a Manhattanite. As a fellow one, I wish him very well. :)

I For One Welcome Our New Strygine Overlord. :)

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