To Invading Germs, You Are A Jungle Full Of Hungry Tigers. To Your Gut Bacteria, You Are A Warm Orchard

To invading germs, you are a jungle full of hungry tigers. To your gut bacteria, you are a warm orchard of perpetual bounty. To your eyelash mites, you are a walking fortress and a mountaintop pasture. How many generations have you hosted? What do they name the wilderness of you?

— "Host" by @cryptonature, in his book Field Guide to the Haunted Forest

People are walking biomes if u think about it

Work ethic

[horrible nasally french accent]

ah, ze œstreech. ze camél of bîrds.

Perdition

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.