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this is a real conversation I had. a real actual conversation.
The Jason Chronicles, To Date
I have a friend named Jason. Jason is a good lad and I love him like a brother, but my god that boy is weird. He regularly messages myself or a certain group chat to inform us of the odd happenings in his life. Below is a collection of some of the things he has said completely out of nowhere:
Update (07/11/2020)
The Jason Chronicles, To Date
I have a friend named Jason. Jason is a good lad and I love him like a brother, but my god that boy is weird. He regularly messages myself or a certain group chat to inform us of the odd happenings in his life. Below is a collection of some of the things he has said completely out of nowhere:
Update (11/26/2020)
forgot to post when it happened but my man Jason did shrooms for the first time several days ago and
in the boysenberry
The Jason Chronicles, To Date
I have a friend named Jason. Jason is a good lad and I love him like a brother, but my god that boy is weird. He regularly messages myself or a certain group chat to inform us of the odd happenings in his life. Below is a collection of some of the things he has said completely out of nowhere:
I respect his commitment to the spirit of scientific investigation but god damn
it's 4 AM and I'm doing GREAT, guys
forgive the greentext styling but it is, in my opinion, the best way to convey the near miss with abject catastrophe I just experienced:
> making ramen
> boil way more water than needed
> decide to make cocoa too while waiting for ramen to cook
> get mug
> get cocoa packet
> Spy.exe has experienced an error
> start tearing cocoa packet open over ramen cup
> recordscratch.wav
Update (02/10/2023)
The Jason Chronicles, To Date
I have a friend named Jason. Jason is a good lad and I love him like a brother, but my god that boy is weird. He regularly messages myself or a certain group chat to inform us of the odd happenings in his life. Below is a collection of some of the things he has said completely out of nowhere:
Oh yeah, 100% true. I gotta share a related story.
The most threatening thing my friend Jason has ever done to me is send me a voice message in the middle of the night which consisted solely of him, perfectly recreating the cadence of the Arby's Guy, saying:
ARBY'S. WE HAVE YOUR MEAT.
hi. i’m not american. WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THE OFFICIAL ARBY’S SLOGAN IS “WE HAVE THE MEATS” OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT OUT FOR MYSELF TODAY JUST NOW
It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.
some more recent additions (05/07/2023)
The Jason Chronicles, To Date
I have a friend named Jason. Jason is a good lad and I love him like a brother, but my god that boy is weird. He regularly messages myself or a certain group chat to inform us of the odd happenings in his life. Below is a collection of some of the things he has said completely out of nowhere: