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1 year ago

some more recent additions (05/07/2023)

The Jason Chronicles, To Date

I have a friend named Jason. Jason is a good lad and I love him like a brother, but my god that boy is weird. He regularly messages myself or a certain group chat to inform us of the odd happenings in his life. Below is a collection of some of the things he has said completely out of nowhere:

"Guys, what if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady, but he just can't stand up? ...I'm sorry, I'll go... take a seat."

"I tried programming a piece of chicken (for school.)"

3:06: "I'm lactose intolerant but nothing will stand between me and eating an entire block of cheddar." 3:24: "EXTRA SHARP CHEDDAR IS EXTRA SHARP DON'T EAT A LOT AT ONCE"

"Holy fuck, my phone just said 'UI has stopped' and shut off"

A very stoned-looking Jason with text reading "Why do garden gnomes exist? Like, what's the point?"

"Don't get burning napalm on you. It kinda burns. Not that I'd know," he said, knowing. Firsthand, I might add.

"Guys I swear I'm going insane." / "Same worm." / "I keep hearing things." / "How long have you been awake?" / "Yes."

"Do you ever weigh yourself before and after you shit?"

"Y'all ever just... pass the fuck out while peeing?"

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the jason chronicles my life is a sitcom and I am my own laugh track

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spyglassrealms

1 year ago

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spyglassrealms

1 year ago

HEY CAN YOU BEHOLD THIS FOR ME

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spyglassrealms

1 year ago

Lore Tuesday

So, a while ago, a community Discord server I was in had a thing called Lore Tuesday: every Tuesday in the daily questions channel you got a free pass to share a random nugget of information about your original world/story/characters. That server is effectively dead now, but I'm bringing Lore Tuesday here, because I miss it very much and it feels like a fun thing to do on the blog –especially considering I haven't actually posted much in the way of worldbuilding, historically speaking. I'm gonna try to post a random lore nugget every Tuesday, and tag it with #lore tuesday! Feel free to snag this idea yourselves if you so desire. :)

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it is once again lore tuesday lore post inbound!

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1 year ago

Distortion

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