Mullet Obi-wan Kenobi Is The Best Thing In This World

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Egon spengler x Oc

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Chapter 12

In the Cell, still wet from the Hydrant that exploded, I sit on a bank by a table shivering until I feel a Jacket around me. I look up and it’s Egon.

J: Thanks.

He just smiles shortly and sits down next to me.

W: Hey guard look, I want to make a phone call. Hey I just work with these guys. I mean I wasn’t even there.

E: The structure of this Roof cap is exactly like the kind elementary tracer that the NASA uses to Identify dead pulsars in deep space.

I look at the Blue prints.

R: Cold riveted girders with core of pure selenium.

A crowd has build around us, all men and I am a little uncomfortable, which Egon seems to notice since he puts a arm around me. The others notice too.

P: Everybody getting this so far ? so what ? I guess they just don’t make ‘em like they used to, huh.

R: Nobody ever made them like this. Either the Architect was a certified genius or an authentic wacko.

P: Jane what does that mean ?

J: You never studied did you ? The whole building is a huge super-conductive antenna that was designed and build expressly for the purpose of pulling in and concentrating spiritual turbulence.

Ray nods.

R: Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse of spook central.

Peter stands up

P:She’s not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she’s a client and because she sleeps above her cover. Four feet above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws.

E: It’s not the girl Peter. It’s the building. Something terrible is about to enter our world and this building is obviously the door. The architect’s name was Ivo Shandor. I found it in ‘Tobius spirit guide’

J: He was also a doctor. He performed a lot of unnecessary surgery and then in 1920 he started a secret society.

P: Let me guess Gozer Worshippers.

J: Right.

P: No studying.

He looks at me.

E: After the first World war Shandor decided that society was to sick to survive.

The men begin to crowd around us again.

E: And he wasn’t alone. He had close to 1,000 followers before he died.

H: They conducted rituals upon the roof bizarre rituals, intended to bring about the end of the world.

E: And now it looks like it may actually happen.

Peter begins to sing.

R: We have to get out of here. We’ve got to find a judge or something

W: Hey wait a minute. Hey Hey Hey Hey hey ! Hold it ! Now we actually gonna go before a federal Judge and say that some moldy Babylonian god is gonna drop in Central park west and start tearing up the city ?

E: Sumerian not Babylonian.

P: Yeah big difference.

W: No offence, but I gotta get my ow Lawyer.

OF 2: Ok ghostbusters, the mayor wants to see you. The whole Island is going Crazy. Let’s go.

I quickly get up and walk out. I don’t want to spend another minute in a cell full of men.

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Chapter 14

1 hour later we get a escort, Ecto-1 and everything that we need. We drive to the Apartment building. Fans, TV people, Reporters so many people are outside cheering for us. We get out of our Car and get our Proton-Packs. I look up the Building, clouds, thunders and everything turns dark. The ground crumbles and cracks open and we fall into a slit. Egon helps me up. I cough and we have to walk up the stairs, the elevator doesn’t work.

P: Where are we ?

R: Looks like we’re in the ten’s somewhere.

P: Ok well when we get to 20 tell me, I’m gonna throw up.

J: Me too.

Egon lays his hand on my shoulder. Finally we are on the 20th floor.

J: Thank god.

We get into the Hallway.

E: Art deco. Very Nice.

I lean against Egon.

J: I can’t walk anymore, where does she live ?

I look at Peter.

P: it’s at the end of the Hall.

We walk to it, it’s complete destroyed and there are another set of stairs.

J: Really ?!

We go up. There are two dog like daemon’s and an Altar and a big Portal. We walk infront of it.

R: It’s a Girl.

The Woman strokes one of the Dogs.

E: It’s gozer.

W: I thought gozer was a Man ?

I look at Winston.

J: Gozer is watever it wants to be.

P: What ever it is, It’s gotta get by up.

R: Right.

P: Go get her Ray !

I look at Peter.

J: Get her ?

Ray steps forward. I shake my head.

R: Gozer the Gozarian.

She ... He .. It looks at Ray, anxious I take Egon’s hand.

R: Good evening, as a duly designated representative of the city, county and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all Supernatural activity and return forth with to your place of origin to the nearest convenient Parallel dimension.

P: That ‘ought to do it. Thanks very much Ray.

I shake my head.

Go: Are you a god ?

Unsure of what to say Ray looks at us, Peter nods.

R: No.

J: What an Idiot.

Go: Then die.

Gozer shocks us with lightning bolts and we are pushed backwards. And almost fall of the building. We all look at Ray.

W: Ray, When someone asks you if you are a god.

J: You say ‘YES’

Ray nods.

P: Alright this Chick is Toast.

We step forward. I’m still holding Egon’s hand. When I realise this I let go.

P: Got your stick. We grab our Proton blasters.

All: Holing it.

J: Heat ‘em up

We start them.

W: Smoking.

P: Make ‘em hot.

All: Ready.

P: Let’s show this prehistoric Bitch how we do things downtown.

Gozer growls at us and we fire our beams at it, but it Jumps out of the way on the Altar behind us, we turn around to it Sticks in our hands.

J: The hell.

P: Nimble little minx isn’t she ?

E: We better go full-stream.

We put our Proton Packs on highest.

R: Aim for the flat top.

We do just that and gozer fades away.

P: Wasn’t so hard.

With an unwell feeling i turn to Egon.

J: I don’t have a good feeling about this.

E: Me neither.

R: We neurotised it, Do you know what that means ? A complete particle reversal.

W: And we had the tools ! We had the Talent !

P: It’s miller time.

Me and Egon look at the building with the PKE meter something bad is coming.

E: Ray this looks extraordinary bad.

P: Oh no.

R: What ?

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Chapter 13

At the Majors office there are many Reporters.

ML: Hey and where is this Peck

WP: Peck, I am Walter Peck sir and I’m prepared to make a full report. These People are consummate snowball artists. They use sense and nerve gases to induce hallucinations. People think they’re seeing ghosts and they call these bozos who conveniently show up to deal with the problem with a fake electronic light show.

Ok I’m like this close to punching him.

R: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

I supress a laugh.

WP: They caused an explosion.

The Major looks at us.

ML: Is this true ?

P: Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.

Peck wants to attack Peter but we all hold him back.

ML: Now, what am I gonna do here, John ? What is this ?

John: All I know is that was no light show we saw this Morning I’ve seen every form of combustion known to a man. But this beats the hell out of me.

?: The walls in the 53rd Precinct were Bleeding. How do you explain that ?

We all look at Peck and then the High Priest comes in.

HP: Good Afternoon, Lady, Gentlemen.

The Major kisses his Hand.

HP: How are you Lenny ?

ML: You’re looking good Mike. We’re in a real fix here. What do you think I should do ?

HP: Lenny, officially, the church will not take any position on the religious implications of these phenomena. Personally, Lenny, I think it’s a sign from god, but I don’t quote me on that.

ML: No I think that’s a smart move, Mike. Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start Praying.

Winston goes to the Majors desk.

W: I’m Winston Zeddemore, Your Honour. I’ve only been with the company for a couple of weeks. But I gotta tell you these things are real. Since I joined these People, I have seen shit that’ll turn you white.

I slam my head against Egon’s shoulder.

P: Well you can believe Mr. Pecker ...

WP: My name is Peck.

J: Nobody cares.

P: Or you could accept the Fact that this city is headed for a disaster of Biblical proportions.

ML: What do you mean ‘Biblical’ ?

R: What he means is old testament, Mr. Major, real wrath-of-God type Stuff.

P: Exactly. Fire and brimstone coming down from the Skies.

J: Rivers and seas Boiling.

E: Forty years of darkness, Earthquakes, volcanos.

J: The Dead rising from the grave.

P: Human sacrifice, Dogs and Cats living together. Mass hysteria !

ML: Enough ! I get the Point. But what if you’re wrong ?

P: If I’m wrong nothing happens.

J: We go to Jail, peacefully and Quietly. We’ll enjoy it. But if we’re right and we can stop this thing.

P: Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

The Major suddenly looks more accepting of the idea.

WP: I don’t believe you’re seriously considering listening to these people, especially the words of a Woman.

The boys look ready to punch him and I do just that, a straight punch to his nose and he lands on the floor holding his bleeding nose. Everyone in this room loss at m shocked. I look at the Major.

J: Sorry for that Mr. Major.

He shakes his head.

WP: She broke my nose.

ML: Then it would be better if you where at a hospital don’t you think ?

His secretary gets him Outside. I stand next to Egon who looks t my Hand.

E: Great punch.

J: Thanks.

ML: We got work to do. Now, what do you need from me ?

Peter smirks.

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Kit Tanthalos x OC

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In a Village not far from Tir Asleen, A Daikini girl is born with Dark Hair and Light eyes laid in the Arms of her Mother. Nothing Bad could happen.

Or so they thought. It’s a Quiet, Dark night. Too Dark and far too quiet. Everyone is Asleep when it Happens. A group of Riders set the Town on Fire. 

The Mother hides her Babe in the Closet, hoping she wouldn’t be found before she and the Rest of her Family are Killed. 

The Babe in the Closet doesn’t notice any of this and Sleeps deep and Dreams of faraway places she has yet to see and Adventures she has yet to Survive.

In the early morning, the Riders are fought off. No one Survived. A Young Squire Walks through the half-burned Village when he Hears the Cry of a Baby. He searches for it and  Finds her Wailing in the Closet. He takes her to his Master. The King Madmartigan. He takes her with him, and he and his Wife Sorsha take her as their Ward. And they named her Jane Chander. Her birthday is the Day they found her. The fourth day of the Month of The Goddess Ēostre. (April)

Since that day it’s been 7 Years. The Girl Grew up with Aryk and Kit, the children of Queen Sorsha and King Madmartigan. They’ve become great friends. Jane is running across the Yard deep in a Game of Tag Hide and Seek with her friends. When she finds Kit behind a Hay bale.

J: Hah, got you.

They both start running towards the Tree. If Jane touches the Tree before Kit catches Jane, Jane wins the Game. She already Tagged Aryk and Jade, a Friend of theirs who was rescued from Bone Reavers 4 Moons ago. But just before Jane touches the Tree Kit touches her Shoulder. Jane stops running and looks at Kit.

J: I was so Close to Winning Kit.

K: And now we Win. 

Aryk and Jade run to both. 

Aryk just wanted to say something when Madmartigan comes to the Four. Jade bows and runs off.

M: Making friends with her ?

A: Yes.

J: She’s nice.

M: I have a Surprise for you Three.

K: What ?

Madmartigan laughs.

M: I won’t tell. Come along.

They quickly walk after him to the pasture that is connected to the Stables. The Foals of this year are finally old enough to go outside.

K: What are we doing here Dad ?

Madmartigan Picks up Kit and puts her on his Shoulders.

M: Today you Three get to Pick your horses. You are Old enough with Aryk and Jane being 7 and you 6.

Excited Jane looks at Madmartigan.

J: Really ?

M: Yes.

He smiles and Messes up Jane's hair

M: But don’t forget your Horse chooses the Rider not the other way around.

They all nod and Jane goes under the Fence on the Pasture. She smiles softly and looks at the Foals. A few look at her and run to their mothers. She just walks a few metres and sits down on the Grass. Kit and Aryk also go on the Pasture but a little farther. Jane just sits and waits. A black Foal with three white Legs and a Black one walks towards her and smells her.

Jane giggles when the Foal touches her Hair with its snout. Its Mother is a White Shire Horse. She also smells Jane and looks at her as her foal lays down besides Jane. She does the same. Jane looks back at Madmartigan who gives her a Thumbs up and smiles. She also smiles and looks at the Foal. 

J: I will name you Moon. 

The mother whinnies. Jane strokes her snout.

J: Is that a good name for your Baby ?

The mother lays her head on Jane’s lap and watches her foal.Kit gets a white Oldenburg horse that she names Eclipse. Aryk gets a Brown Quarter Horse, his name is Saturn. Madmartigan left half a Year after the kids got their Horses and never Returned

At the age of 14 Jane and Moon are like Two Peas in a pot.. Moon listens to her. Over the Years Jane developed feelings for the Young princess that she doesn’t quite understand. She sits in her Room with Aryk.

A: What do you mean ?

J: I don’t know, ok ? It’s like when she smiles everything in life feels better, brighter and more beautiful. And I always want her to smile so the Feeling doesn’t go away. 

Aryk blinks and smiles.

A: Do you have a crush on her ?

Jane's Eyes widen.

J: What ? No ? … I’m not supposed to feel that way, do I ? I mean we’re both girls.

A: It doesn’t matter. Why would it ?

J: It’s useless anyways. One day she’s gonna have to Marry a Prince and fall for him and have a Family with him and I’m still gonna be Lonely and Heartbroken. Cause there’s no way that she likes me back.

A: And how would you know that ?

She looks at Aryk who smirks.

J: You know something.

A: No. 

He slowly stands up and walks backward. She tackles him and presses his arms on the ground.

J: Tell me !

He raises his hands.

A: She likes you.

Shocked, Jane Releases him.

J: What ? Are you certain ?

A: Yes. We had almost the same conversation a Week ago.

J: You’re not Lying ?

A: I would never.

Jane Raises an Eyebrow.

A: Not about something like this. I swear. 

J: Should I talk to her ?

A: Yes.

Jane gets up and Hugs Aryk.

J: If you were Lying I will push you out the Window.

He nods and Jane goes off to Find Kit. She finds her with Eclipse. Jane smiles and stands by the Fence. Kit sees her and Waves. Jane waves back and Kit walks to her, Eclipse by her side.

K: Hey, what’s up ?

J: Just wanted to ask you if you wanted to take a ride ?

Kit takes Eclipse's lead and walks towards the Stable.

K: Let’s ride then.

Jane goes after her. In the Stable Moon excitedly looks at her. She strokes his Snout and opens his Box. 

They get the Horses ready and Ride over the Open fields.

K: Soooo. 

Jane looks at her.

J: What ?

K: I actually wanted to talk to you anyways.

Jane looks at her. 

J: About what ?

Kit hesitates.

K: Race me to the Tree and I’ll tell you.

She spurs Eclipse on and She starts running.

J: Hey. Get her Moon. 

They race to the Tree and Jane wins. They get off their Horses and let them Walk free.

J: So, you wanted to talk ? 

Kit sits down under the Tree. Jane sits next to her and looks at Kit, who starts playing with Grass. 

J: Kit ?

K: IlikeyouinmoreasafriendwayandIdon’tknowhowtotellyouandyouprobablydon’tevenlikemethatway.

Jane looks at her blinks and smiles.

J: And now maybe a bit slower that I understand you ?

Kit breathes.

K: I like you in more as a friend way and I don’t know how to tell you and you probably don’t even like me that way.

Jane can only blink.

J: What ?

Kit gets up and whistles for Eclipse.

K: Forget it, I shouldn't have said anything.

Jane also gets up fast and grabs Kit’s arm before she can walk further away. Kit doesn’t look at her. Jane puts her hand under Kit's chin and pushes her Head up.

J: Are you for real ?

Kit nods.

J: I like you too.

Now it’s Kit’s turn to blink.

K: Really ?

Jane nods. Since Jane is slightly taller than Kit, she stands on her Tiptoes. They look at each other and Kiss. After a few seconds they release each other and Jane lays her forehead against Kit’s.

K: So, uh …

They both laugh.

J: Do you want to be together ?

Kit nods and kisses her again. They smile at each other.