I'm Just Going To Start Biting People

I'm just going to start biting people

My sister and I have been talking and I want Full Moon so here take this

---

Bitztø: What is this

Stolas: please don't ask me that I have depression

-----

Ozzie: She sounds a bit delulu there

Fizz, hyping him:🎶 DELULU 🎶

-----

Fizz: So you just map out your room using trash

Blitzø: Listen

Fizz: you walk in and there's the pampers box- why is it empty?

Blitzø: WHY WOULD IT BE FULL

Fizz: WHY IS IT HERE AT ALL

Blitzø: IT WAS GIVEN TO ME

Fizz: WHat????

-----

Moxxie: When's the last time you even touched a book

Blitzø: TWO DAYS AGO

Moxxie: wait really? What was it about?

Blitzø: I don't know

Moxxie: what

Blitzø: I didn't read it I just touched it

Moxxie: You motherfu-

Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy because I fucking hate going and I need to get something positive out of it

-----

Charlie: are you high?

Angel, very obviously high: It's just allergies

-----

Showing Sir Pentious around

Husk: and that locked room is where they experiment on new residents

Angel: they turn your spinal fluid into crack

Nifty: yes that's where they punish you

Alastor: They have a paddle with your name on it

Charlie: WHAT ARE YOU TELLING HIM

-----

Husk: what's so exciting about being under there

Nifty, giggling underneath the table: Legs

-----

Vaggie: so apparently my love language is physical touch? Which is crazy because I hate being touched

-----

Angel: I slay every day.... when I can

-----

Angel: want to play blackjack?

Vaggie: No that's poker we're not gambling

Husk: So? My fifth grade teacher taught me how to play poker we should be able to play it here

Charlie: what kind of school did you go to???

Husk: Public school

-----

Nifty making uncomfortable eye contact: grrr

Sir Pentious: are you- are you growling at me????

-----

Angel: I can't wait to eat candy from that white van

Valentino: there's no candy in my white van

Angel: then what's in your white van

Valentino: ....

Angel: WHAT'S IN THE WHITE VAN

-----

Valentino: golden showers all day everyday

Velvette: WHY WHY DO YOU SPEAK

-----

Angel glancing at Husk: My cat has antisocial tendencies

-----

Charlie: You can't mess with people's realities that's called gaslighting

Alastor: That's okay

Vaggie: NO

-----

Angel: wait I'm going to be your height watch this *squats*

Vaggie: *glares*

-----

Lucifer: Hey you better get that away from me

Nifty: *takes a step closer*

Lucifer: I SAID GET IT AWAY

-----

Vaggie: Everyone be careful because the worst kind of std is a child

Angel: actually it's crabs

-----

Charlie: Now we'll all go around the room and say one thing we like about ourselves. Angel would you like to go firs-

Angel: titties

-----

So I just had a conversation with my sister and all I can imagine is

Vox: why is your music so jazzy?

Alastor: Maybe I'm just superior hmm? You ever think of that?

This whole sleep thing really is a lose lose situation huh? Like I can't sleep so I don't and then I end up passing out in the middle of the day or I take my medication for sleep and I do sleep but it works too well and I end up sleeping until the middle of the day

BRING MY BOY BACK

HE'S LITERALLY JUST A GUY

LET HIM LIVE LET HIM LIVEEEEE

THEY DIDN'T EVEN LET HIM SPEAK

LET HIM PLEAD HIS CASE