I'm Just Going To Start Biting People

I'm just going to start biting people

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

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Charlie: *pours ranch on her chicken parm*

Angel: *horrified* please no

Charlie: huh?

Angel: You're just doing this to mess with me aren't you

Charlie: *mixes the ranch in*

Angel: Oh God

Charlie: what? Ranch is good on everything

Angel: RANCH ISN'T EVEN GOOD ON SALAD AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S MADE FOR

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So I just had a conversation with my sister and all I can imagine is

Vox: why is your music so jazzy?

Alastor: Maybe I'm just superior hmm? You ever think of that?

@yeehawthethird @brokenaroacecode

I'm not reblogging the entire post (here) but I did the side by side picrew + uquiz thing.

Not tagging specific people but keep the chain going if u want!

Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy again AGAIN

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Husk: I hate the way you swallow

Angel, putting down his drink: You weren't complaining last night

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Nifty, twirling her hair around her finger: soooo there's another white boy

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Angel: THIS WHITE BOY IS DIFFERENT

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Charlie: you will play family feud and you will like it

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Vaggie: I'm a handy little helper

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Angel: How many hoes you got?

Cherri: ughhh wait lemme see *starts counting on her fingers*

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Angel, being yelled at by Vaggie: Wow I guess when you fuck around sometimes you really do find out

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Alastor: I just want to make enough money to travel the world and then disappear from society

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Emily: I just found out then when you lose your virginity you bleed???? What?????

Sera: uh- well- um- can we not-

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Angel, rubbing his bare shoulder: Does this make you horny?

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Wow Adam and Eve really are the original male wife/girlboss couple huh