So I Haven't Heard Anyone Talk About This Yet So Here We Go But Genuinely Why Is Vortex Going So Hard

So I haven't heard anyone talk about this yet so here we go but genuinely why is Vortex going so hard like

He's so into this and I mean good for him I'm glad he's having fun but I can't stop laughing

He doesn't really have any personal beef with Blitzø like Verosika hates the guy so he's probably heard that story and he doesn't seem thrilled about his relationship with Loona but still he's so happy to be calling this guy he met twice a motherfucker and I love that

Anyway him and Bee definitely sing together all the time

I love him you go king

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Angel: Real men bottom

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Angel: Shush I'm reading

Alastor: *genuinely startled* You can read?!?

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Nifty: OW MY CHILD-BEARING HIPS

Husk: Your huh????

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Charlie: I'm doomed from my father's side and cursed from my mother's, I don't actually have a race I'm just some kind of Eldritch entity

Vaggie: oh that's nice

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Cherri: I'm like an asexual but for romance instead of sex