The Media Has Taken Over My Body And It's Scaring Me As Well As Making Everyone Around Me Just A Little

The media has taken over my body and it's scaring me as well as making everyone around me just a little bit uncomfortable

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

Hazbin Hotel driving head canons

Sir Pentious: Can't actually press the pedals because he doesn't have feet but he can modify it the thing is that if he modified it he'll add lasers and flames and that wouldn't end well for anyone

Charlie: Literally the most anxious driver you will ever meet. She tried driving one time and she hit someone so she literally never tried again. If she gets behind the wheel of a car she'll have a breakdown. Also the person she hit was completely fine because she was pretty much just inching forward and it was also their fault because they ran into the road she just blames herself for it.

Vaggie: Has never once even thought about driving. She was in heaven and had wings then she was with the princess of Hell which means free limo rides so it's never crossed her mind.

Angel: An absolute menace in the road. He's always driving like he's running from the cops. All the windows rolled down, music blasting, pedal to the metal. He also loves driving because it just feels freeing. He doesn't get the chance often though because he doesn't have a car and Valentino often makes him ride with him in his limo.

Husk: THE ONLY ONE IN THE HOTEL WITH A VALID LICENSE! He's a car guy. He's always liked cars and when he was an overlord he collected them. Pretty much a normal driver other than the drinking and driving thing. His car is always super clean and he will keep it that way. He also would never let anyone drive his car (he let Angel once and immediately regretted it).

Nifty: She can't reach the pedals which is probably for the best but when she's a passenger she'll stick her head out the window like a dog

Alastor: Doesn't like cars. Prefers to travel through shadows or just walk. Honestly though he'd be a passenger princess. He would also be in charge of the music if you even try to take over he'll crash the car. Actually he might just do that for fun.

Cherri: Drives a lot like Angel. Y'know windows down, music blasting, pedal to the metal. She also does street races. She's living it up fast and furious style. Her car is customized, probably has flames painted on the side but other stuff too. She refuses to let anyone else drive her car though because she says she got it "just right". She'll probably blow it up within the week.

Lucifer: Doesn't need a car and I wouldn't trust him within five feet of one. Has probably been in a car like twice in his life because wings and also teleportation. If put behind the wheel he'd accidentally drive off a cliff or something. He has a "duckmobile" that has never and hopefully will never see the light of day. I do think he would be able to drive if he practiced enough though and I hope one day he gets the soccer mom van he deserves.

Vox: Actually really likes driving. It calms him down. He also has the most expensive sports car money could buy (holy shit Vox would buy a cyber truck wouldn't he). He almost never drives places himself though just because he thinks a person of his status shouldn't have to. Bro is such a loser honestly just drive your damn car no one cares.

Valentino: Only rides in his limo because he can't see five fucking feet in front of him and would probably get himself and others killed while causing tons of property damage.

Velvette: She would be a good driver if she would stop texting for five seconds. She prefers the limo though so she can be on her phone and touch up her makeup/hair if needed.

I- I don't know how I feel about this like on one hand I'm canonically queer but on the other hand I don't want anyone irl to know that so... Also the picture they chose is kind of iconic

Did I just call myself canonically queer????

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

Umbrella Academy au where everything is the same except Five is wearing heelies

It's me and my insane amount of Hazbin Hotel OCs against the world

I can't draw and will probably never write about them but they're living rent free in my head at all times

I'm not even joking when I say an insane amount either like here's the list of names

Nova

Dove/Addie

Scarlett

Azaren

Abbadon

Anansi

Rowan

Andromeda

Anna Jane

Violet

Dahlia

Ace & Brandy (they're twins)

Caine (this is literally my take on THE Caine for the Hazbin Hotel universe so I don't know if it counts but still)

Omen

Ask me about them I dare you. Say one of their names and I'll tell you everything. I have an actual problem. They exist in my head, I'm the only one that knows about them and it's driving me crazy.

Okay My favorites literally change daily lol so here's today's in no specific order

1: Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

2: Amity (The Owl House)

3: Fizz(Helluva Boss)

4: Newt (The Maze Runner)

5: Five (The Umbrella Academy)

6: Bree (Lab Rats)

7: Kagami (Miraculous Ladybug)

8: Magnus (The Mortal Instruments)

9: Castiel (Supernatural)

10: Stiles (Teen Wolf)

Wow this isn't even all the fandoms I'm in. What am I doing with my life???

@yeehawthethird @fabseg-creator

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

Rules: List your ten favorite characters from ten separate fandoms, then tag ten people.

I saw this game going on my dash, thought it'd be fun.

I'm going to go through fandoms I'm in or have been in and choose my favorite character from each... this may be difficult

In an entirely random order:

1. Donnie (TMNT; specifically RotTMNT but also 2003TMNT)

2. Hunter (The Owl House)

3. Marcy (Amphibia)

4. Alastor and Vox (can't choose) (Hazbin Hotel)

5. Chara (Undertale)

6. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

7. Gabbro (Outer Wilds)

8. PO3 (Inscryption)

9. Hyde (Coffee Talk)

10. Bliss (Citizen Sleeper)

Reminded me of the fact that I'm still one achievement away from 100% completion in Citizen Sleeper...

@aflowergarden @wrenthejoke @spetzboop @johamez-gaidr @mysticaidenanimatez @bunnytornado @hydrogenuranium