Yes I Simp For Vox But Not In A "I Want To Be With Him" Kind Of Way But In A "I Want To Put Him In A

Yes I simp for Vox but not in a "I want to be with him" kind of way but in a "I want to put him in a strange new habitat with some other creatures and watch and take notes like he's my own personal science experiment" kind of way

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Angel: *scoffs* everyone knows that to be a cowboy all you have to do is be gay and shoot people

So most nights when I say goodnight to my family it's pretty early, like 8 o'clock, and every time without fail my mother is like "You're going to bed now?"

NO MOM I'M NOT I JUST DON'T PLAN ON SEEING YOU FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT AND I'M TRYING TO BE POLITE

Like this happens so often and I genuinely don't understand why she does this??? Like sleep? I don't know him! I just want to be all nice and cozy and alone in my locked bedroom!!!

I am saying "Good night" I am not saying "I'm going to bed"

I'M WISHING YOU A GOODNIGHT??? MAYBE WISH ME A GOODNIGHT IN RETURN IDK

Like I love you I want you to have a good night you deserve a good night I deserve a good night GOOD NIGHTS ALL AROUND

@speakofthedebbie you asked me what my radioapple fankid is like and I literally cannot give normal answers so take this I guess 😭

Background:

Before Alastor went missing he was in a sort of relationship with Lucifer. No one knew about them and even they had never had an actual talk about their relationship, mostly just enjoying each other's company. One day Alastor started getting sick.

He didn't understand why especially because it was very rare for sinners to get sick. He mostly ignored it, he threw up a bit but he would be fine afterwards. Lucifer was obviously worried but him but didn't push the subject.

Eventually Alastor decided to meet up with Rosie for tea but he never made it to Cannibal Town. On the way there he felt sick and ended up throwing up in an alley. While in the alley a figure appeared to him. He recognized her, it was Lilith.

She explained to him what was happening and he was horrified. Sinners couldn't get pregnant. After a long explanation over tea she offered to help him.

Lilith had made a deal with heaven a few months before that (a deal Alastor never did actually get all the details of). She was going to be staying in heaven and wanted to take Alastor with her so she could help him and the baby.

Alastor thought about it and agreed. Heaven didn't like this very much and never agreed to let Alastor stay in heaven so they changed things around. They set up a house for them in purgatory which is a place in between heaven and hell (imagine the beach Lilith was on). Lilith was allowed in heaven but Alastor was not.

The pregnancy was fairly normal at first (it was a bit difficult to get the food Alastor needed to survive but they managed). He was pregnant with twins. They were devastated when one ended up absorbing the other. Alastor ended up giving birth to a baby girl.

He named her Dahlia (Dolly for short).

She lived a good life in purgatory. It was a bit lonely with only her Papa and Auntie Lily for company but she loved them. She was even allowed in heaven sometimes as long as she was with Lilith. Though she felt very out of place amongst the angels and other children.

Everyone was nice to her or at least they weren't purposefully mean. They all seemed a bit frightened of her though even though she would never hurt a fly (she would eat people though but they don't have to know that).

A few months before Dolly's seventh birthday Lilith started acting strange and distant. They learned that Lilith's daughter, Charlie, had started a hotel to redeem sinners. Dolly immediately started asking about redemption but what she was really interested in was learning more about Hell. Alastor and Lilith noticed how fascinated she had become with Hell and came up with an idea.

Alastor and Dolly would go back to Hell to help out with the Hotel. It really did seem like the best solution. Alastor missed being the Radio Demon and after all Lilith's done for him he might as well keep an eye on her daughter as well.

So Alastor went back to Hell and quickly got situated in the hotel before sending for Dolly. He created the bayou specifically for his daughter. Deep in the swamp they have a cabin for the two of them where Dolly stays. She's specifically told not to leave the bayou unless Alastor is with her.

The only people who know about Dolly are Husk and Nifty who stay with her when Alastor is busy with his hotel duties.

Honestly this goes better than you'd think, Dolly isn't really happy about it at first because she can't really leave and she misses Lilith more than she thought she would. She does like the bayou much better than the beach though. Thankfully she isn't stuck in the bayou all the time either. She inherited shapeshifting abilities from Lucifer so she's able to disguise herself and ride around in Alastor's coat pocket as a small animal (usually some kind of lizard or a spider). She's also been on some trips to cannibal town because Rosie is one of the only people Alastor trusts and they don't have electronics there to video tape it and out them. Dolly quickly becomes attached to Nifty, Husk, and Rosie.

Things stay the same for much longer than Alastor originally planned, the extermination being moved up was definitely inconvenient. Lucifer showing up wasn't great either. Alastor immediately pretended they had never met, Lucifer was infuriated by this but played along because his daughter was there.

After their whole song battle Lucifer pretended to leave but really just teleported up to Alastor's room because they obviously needed to talk. Alastor was pissed. His room was way too close to Dolly and he did not want her and Lucifer meeting at that moment (or ever really but he's not completely delusional). They fight, Lucifer gets zero information, then he leaves and isn't seen at the hotel until the battle.

After the failed extermination Dolly starts getting impatient. She was promised this wouldn't be forever but after Lucifer moved in she stopped getting answers. So she decided to rebel. Alastor was out on an errand with Charlie and Nifty was late so she snuck out of the bayou. She wandered the halls until Lucifer found her.

Lucifer was obviously confused at finding a child roaming the halls so he brought her down to the lobby to see if anyone knew her. Husk has a heart attack on the spot and when Dolly waved at him everyone could tell that they knew each other. Then Nifty ran in a moment later near tears and also freaked out when she saw Dolly. The group hadn't managed to get any answers out of the two by the time Alastor and Charlie arrived.

Charlie was confused as to why her dad was holding a random child and Alastor was FURIOUS. Dolly greeted him with an awkward "Hi, Papa" and Lucifer immediately put two and two together. He's actually a bit surprised it took him that long because he could definitely see the resemblance now that he was paying attention. He didn't say anything in front of the others though. He had to get Alastor alone to talk about this.

Now that everyone knew about Dolly she stuck around though she was told to stay away from Lucifer and not mention heaven or Lilith.

It was obvious to Lucifer but Alastor refused to say it out loud. Mostly telling Lucifer to stay away from his daughter (coughhypocritecough). Soon enough it became obvious to everyone else in the hotel too (besides Charlie and Dolly who might be ignoring it on purpose tbh) but no one said anything for obvious reasons.

Looks:

She's definitely got a mix of both her dad's features. She has Alastor's deer features, his ears, tail, hooves, she even has fawn spots and a deer like nose. She has darker skin though, closer to the color of Alastor's when he was alive and the red circle blush on her cheeks like Lucifer. She has wavy blonde hair with red tips. Her eyes are the opposite of Lucifer's with red sclera and yellow irises. She has the gradient limbs of both her parents as well as their sharp claws and teeth. She has wings too, they're an ombre of red feathers but the feathers are super sharp like sharp enough to cut. When she's angry she grows antlers and her eyes turn completely red.

Powers:

She mostly inherited Lucifer's powers. By that I mean his shapeshifting abilities. She's unable to control shadows like Alastor does but her shadow does have a personality of their own. Dolly started calling her shadow Phoenix, which shocked both Alastor and Lilith because that was going to be the name of her unborn sibling. She also has a bit of radio wave powers, just being able to communicate through and change the radio station at will.

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This is so fucking funny 😭

Imagining Alastor calling himself a pretty princess has made my day THANK YOU

I'm actually starting a club with Angel, Lucifer, Alastor, and Charlie ( @speakofthedebbie you are also invited btw) where we can all be pretty princesses in peace

Characters as things I've said/heard people say

Angel: Why did you open the door for me?

Vaggie: I needed to get something I'm not treating you like a pretty princess

Angel: But I am a pretty princess

I listened to music instead of sleeping, read a radioapple fanfiction, and then ate so much spaghetti I'm in physical pain

Alright time for bed