Just Made The Slap DAPPIEST Mocha

just made the slap DAPPIEST mocha

My pussy smells like kfc skin

my brother in christ go to the doctor

The thought of being railed so fucking hard, but a roommate being home and having to be quiet because they might hear it >>>>

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

brb i’m casting a love spell (moaning ur name when i cum)

Want to feed me strawberries dipped in chocolate as I sit topless on the kitchen counter?🥺 Lick off the chocolate that accidentally drips down my chest?🥺