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[hyping myself up to go to the gym] dude we gotta lock in we gotta get you the BUFFEST arms we’ve gotta get the ladies BLUSHING
apparently trauma can result in your sense and perception of identity being affected?? who’d a thunk it huh besties? certainly not I, little miss-disassociates-a-lot.
dude my biceps are gettin BIG
going to a college student yoga class is so funny because it’s just:
[joints cracking] [a guy sniffing] [three people facing the wrong way] [calming music interrupted by snapchat notifs] [hoping your socks are clean]
ace and aro people you all get a hug from me 💗
GUYS holy shit I found the cure for disassociation: hot choccy and a walk in the cold
those fucking casino game ads give me so much whiplash. Like my scrolling goes like this it goes:
[top tier horny lesbian post]
[funny cat video]
[WIN BIG $$$ JACKPOT WITH ONE SIMPLE GAME. BIG PAYOUTS GUARANTEED NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ADS JUST THE BIG BUCKS]
[a picture of what the James Webb has been up to recently]
[more horny sapphics]
[loudly and with feeling] FUCK OCD‼️
shopping in the men’s section as a 5ft masc is a true test of wills, but it has its perks sometimes:
ya boi just found the COOLEST Simpsons shirt
bought a new lil travel sketchbook eeee I’m so excited to draw in it!!! guys what should I draw first??
sometimes I get really down about the world and life and my mind and everything, and then I get to hold a door for someone in a hurry and things seem just a little bit brighter
I’m never not going to clown on colleen hoover
hate when I’m cutting a tomato and the bitch squirts like this is NOT the time
me after one (1) class: ahhh well that was lovely. time for a nap
me: no babe I won’t get potilivtal tonigth
Me after fige drinks: haha what if ants had their own civilisations and rose up against humans haha wouldn’t that be crazyyy
yo I went out to have a good time with friends tonight whybthebfuck did I have a panic attack
Dude I NEED to get tattoos