Dont Worry About Me. I Get Around Just Fine. Ganymede Winked At The Other Man. It Takes A Lot More Than

Γ —·“ don’t worry about me. i get around just fine.·“ ganymede winked at the other man.·“ it takes a lot more than a couple of shots to get me topsy and turvy.·“ which was a pain in the ass. what did a celestial have to do to get drunk around here ?·

MICHAEL B. JORDAN Men’s Health — Leonardo Volcy (2021)

@canonbxys / / phobos​

♂ ---- “ the others are gonna be mad that we got into another police chase---but that was glorious ! “ mars ended up sword-fighting the local police force and impaling the sheriff with a javelin after he assaulted a man for bumping into him on the street and then shouting ‘watch where you’re going!’. that had to be the 30th warrant out for his arrest this year. “ such fun you and i have. “ 

short starter call? reply one of these for a specific muse uwu:

☉: sun,  ☽ ☾: moon,  ☿: mercury,  ♀: venus,  ♁: earth,  ♂: mars,  ♃: jupiter,  ♄: saturn,  ♅: uranus,  ♅: neptune,  ♇: pluto,  ⚳: ceres, 🝑: triton

Smut Starters - MMM

It’s ya boi, back with more GIF starters.  You know the drill by now.   Pick a category.  Pick a number.  Pick the muses.  Send an ask.  I’m back on my bullshit and that means content for the RPC.  None of the gifs are mine, they’re plucked from the internet, if you see one of yours on here and want it removed let me know.

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