Startitcns - SPACE ODYSSEY.

ncxusvorti·:

puck stood brazen, bold as brass as he was not aware that being so naked was such a shy thing in this mortal realm. why being naked allowed him to best connect with nature. and this could be exhibited by the healthy flourish the greenery around them developed from the presence of the fae. even small patches of flowers began to slowly spring up. 

but what was this contraption? puck took a step closer, looking down at the little magic box in the larger male’s hands. “why what is this little-” but he fae was cut short by the robotic sound, the fae jumping back in surprise, his beefy pecs bouncing as he did so. “did that just talk?” the fae was puzzled by the technology, pointing a glittery finger at the phone. 

but puck slowly began to piece it together. “oh… wait. are you mute? oh i understand! well good news for you! i’m a faerie -duh- and faeries have telepatic abilities!” he giggled softly. “it’s how we all communicate back in my realm. i’m not that great with it. but i can have telepathic conversations!” he bubbly smiled, rocking back and forth on his heels. “would you like to try?”

♃ —- even if what he said was true, jupiter didn’t want someone he had only just met prying through his thoughts. so he gestured ‘no’ as politely as he could. even still---the prospect was tempting. it would save a lot of time if people could just hear what he was thinking. either this man was from out of this world or he needed serious professional help. jupiter wasn’t sure if he had the time to figure it out, since earth had been out of sight for so long. all of the planets took turns monitoring him in case his conditions got any worse. 

jupiter also had to stop himself from taking a peek at the fairy’s naked form every now and then. this wasn’t the time to be window shopping. 

jupiter typed on his phone once more. “ YES. I AM MUTE. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE IN THE WOODS ? “ he typed once again. “ WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? “ 

Γ —·“ don’t worry about me. i get around just fine.·“ ganymede winked at the other man.·“ it takes a lot more than a couple of shots to get me topsy and turvy.·“ which was a pain in the ass. what did a celestial have to do to get drunk around here ?·

the scene cuts to mars running through the streets naked in a gladiator helmet and saturn and earth running to catch him with a blanket