@cxstae // Asked For Venus (or Ceres)

@cxstae​ // asked for venus (or ceres)

♀ ---- venus, clad in his speedo, was a vision as he shined away under sun’s bright light. but he had one very serious problem that he was facing. what a dilemma....

                  “ get my back ? “ he said, giving the other man the sun tan lotion. he didn’t need it, as he was the second planet from the sun and literally could be thrown into a volcano and treat it like a hot tub. but he liked the way his skin glistened in the light and he wanted the attention. plus, a man touching him never hurt. 

Mars, what's the most lovers you've had in one night?

♂ ------

mars looks down and counts on his fingers briefly before his answer. " eleven ! thirteen? twenty ! no wait...."

@ncxusvorti​ // puck 

♃ ---- jupiter scoured the woods, looking for earth. moon said that this is where earth was likely to be and jupiter was hoping that this was the set of forest that he would be in instead of any of the other millions of forests that existed on the planet. when he saw a figure through the trees, he immediately thought it could be earth. 

                ‘ there you are.’ he thought. until he approached the figure. who was definitely not earth. ‘ oh. ‘ the mute didn’t know how to get across that he had the wrong person, so he put his hands up in front of himself. 

@canonbxys / / phobos​

♂ ---- “ the others are gonna be mad that we got into another police chase---but that was glorious ! “ mars ended up sword-fighting the local police force and impaling the sheriff with a javelin after he assaulted a man for bumping into him on the street and then shouting ‘watch where you’re going!’. that had to be the 30th warrant out for his arrest this year. “ such fun you and i have. “ 

GAY NSFW M/M SMUT GIF MEME send a number 1 - X to my inbox and specify a muse, and i will create a starter based on the NSFW gif. try not to peek and have it be a surprise, or if you really want to know what’s happening, go ahead and take a peek. ;)

[1A] [1B] [1C]

[2A] [2B] [2C]

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[4A] [4B] [4C]

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[11A] [11B] [11C]

[12A] [12B] [12C]

[13A] [13B] [13C] bonus m/m/m+

[14A] [14B] [14C]

[15A] [15B] [15C extra spicy]

THOMAS DOHERTY 2021 | Hadar Pitchon ph. for Behind The Blinds