@cxstae // Asked For Venus (or Ceres)

@cxstae​ // asked for venus (or ceres)

♀ ---- venus, clad in his speedo, was a vision as he shined away under sun’s bright light. but he had one very serious problem that he was facing. what a dilemma....

                  “ get my back ? “ he said, giving the other man the sun tan lotion. he didn’t need it, as he was the second planet from the sun and literally could be thrown into a volcano and treat it like a hot tub. but he liked the way his skin glistened in the light and he wanted the attention. plus, a man touching him never hurt. 

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puck was out of breath, his poor body heaving with distress as he fled his faerie realm. how dare they try to marry him off… and how dare they tell him on the same day he was to be wed. the faerie prince burst through the gate, a waterfall deep in the forest. he fell into a shallow stream with a rough grunt. the gate sealed behind him. puck wandered through the thick forest buck naked (for the fae didn’t wear clothes), glittery skin shimmering. he spied a figure int he distance and got both excited and curious. 

a mortal?

puck continued on his journey towards the figure, watching them grow larger as they drew closer. he noticed the hands up… was it a greeting? puck could not tell and so replicated, hands up in front of him as he approached the stranger. “wow.” puck blurted, looking up at the tall well built individual. but he couldn’t fathom what was on the man. to humans, it were clothes, but puck was confused. “why do you cover yourself? do mortal customs not allow expression of the skin? and when can i put my hands down?” he chimed so brazenly, unabashed by his naked appearance. 

“i am puck! prince of the faeries. and you are?” 

♃ —- this man was definitely not earth. and he was very very very naked. he didn’t seem embarrassed by jupiter’s presence though. which was odd. typically mortals cowered once you saw their private parts or their bare bodies when you weren’t supposed to. 

                              ‘ oh gods. ‘ jupiter thought to himself. what had he gotten himself into? as soon as he found earth he was certain to give him a proper thrashing for the mess that he had gotten his brother enthralled in. jupiter pulled out his phone and began typing away in his text-to-speech app and soon let the robotic phone voice do it’s thing. 

       “ I AM JUPITER. I AM LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER. YOU ARE NOT HIM. MY APOLOGIES.” jupiter was confused by his usage of the word ‘mortal’ to describe him. since that’s typically how he and the other celestials described everyone and everything else. he wasn’t going to disclose the fact that he wasn’t mortal on the not so off chance that this was not a fairy prince and just some naked loon in the woods. 

Γ —·“ don’t worry about me. i get around just fine.·“ ganymede winked at the other man.·“ it takes a lot more than a couple of shots to get me topsy and turvy.·“ which was a pain in the ass. what did a celestial have to do to get drunk around here ?·

short starter call? reply one of these for a specific muse uwu:

☉: sun,  ☽ ☾: moon,  ☿: mercury,  ♀: venus,  ♁: earth,  ♂: mars,  ♃: jupiter,  ♄: saturn,  ♅: uranus,  ♅: neptune,  ♇: pluto,  ⚳: ceres, 🝑: triton

short starter call? reply one of these for a specific muse uwu:

☉: sun,  ☽ ☾: moon,  ☿: mercury,  ♀: venus,  ♁: earth,  ♂: mars,  ♃: jupiter,  ♄: saturn,  ♅: uranus,  ♅: neptune,  ♇: pluto,  ⚳: ceres, 🝑: triton