Lore: I Ate A Cat

Lore: I ate a cat

Data: If I were not an Android, that statement would have given me the desire to cry. That is (in my opinion) considered quite cruel. But even so, I do respect your opinion.

Lore: I will eat another

(based on this image)

do you think any of the ponies who witnessed equestria break apart and show the other dimension in the friendship games went home and thought about that. do you think there's this big conspiracy that another human dimension exists among the witnesses. do you think they lay awake at night wondering what their humansona would look like. did lyra see that. do you think she went home to her girlfriend bonbon and went "SEE I TOLD YOU THEY'RE REAL" and showed her these blurry polaroids of a human staring at her from a crack in time and space. do you think celestia has to calm everypony down and tell them it's not real despite the fact she has the mirror in her castle and fucking knows its real. do you think a bunch of ponies would storm the castle and demand to see the other dimension. do you thi

very long post about how i as an Australian think the American date structure is silly and confusing under the cut

as an Australian i already think America is pretty funny, like the imperial system is both confusing and incredibly funny to me, but what i really don't get is the way dates are written in America

like.... for context, in Australia, we write days like day/month/year. and i like this because the most important information is the thing you read first. you want to know what day it is, you just look at the first two digits you see and you're done!! in some other counties like Japan and South Korea, they write it like year/month/day, which i also think is ok because it's still in a cohesive and easy to read order. you just go to the end of the date to see what day it is and it's simple!! it's all good! it's easy to read! this is nice!

but for some reason, the dates in America are written like month/day/year and i'm just..... i'm so confused!?!??!? why would you jump to the MIDDLE of the date to see what day it is???? it's so cluttered and jumpy and trying to read it in order is just... kinda irritating. the most important and immediately needed information is shifted to the middle of the date ans then you gotta go back and then jump forward again if you wanna read the whole thing and i'm just. actually bamboozled at that. who did that. who is responsible for that blunder at the workplace. i will find them and i will break their kneecaps and i-

ALSO you have no idea how many times this date format has absolutely screwed up schedules and post dates for me. imagine that there's like an online event or something coming up and they have a schedule for what day they're holding it, but it's just written like 05/03/2024. my Australian ass is going to read that as the 5th of March 2024, but someone in America is gonna read that is the 3rd of May 2024. do you see how confusing this can become. there is zero distinction between the two dates because they're written in the exact same way but have a different structure. this is fine for dates that go over the number 12 or are the same number, but it's still confusing and frustrating, especially when the website doesn't say what timezone setting you're on or won't let you change it (which some of them don't). it's quite a specific issue but it's still an issue and i hate it i don't like it i want it fixed please patch

maybe i just have a more logical way of thinking and i like having things be in order, but goddamn just write your dates properly i can't take it anymore /nsrs

he doesn't know math..... swooning 💞

(this is a promo image for JJ: Test Labs and it has true or false math questions as one of the modifiers in the game)

Data: Captain, permission to break it down sloppy style?

Captain Picard: ..... Proceed, Data.

Data: *proceeds to do the nastiest most raw orange justice you've ever seen be done by any life form in the galaxy*

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.