Star Trek Shitposting - Tumblr Posts
I hate how ferengi always talk about their lobes while gesturing to their helices. Buncha idiots, the lot of them.
Love how Terra Prime made Elizabeth to be all "look at this horrible GENETIC FREAK! This MONSTER will surely spark public revulsion" and she's just like:
That is an actual pixie. Little fairy baby. In what universe was that supposed to work?
Data: Captain, permission to break it down sloppy style?
Captain Picard: ..... Proceed, Data.
Data: *proceeds to do the nastiest most raw orange justice you've ever seen be done by any life form in the galaxy*
ok so i was in the shower one time and my brain trailed off and i just started imagining what if the Enterprise got a distress signal that has been sent from the 21st century and when they look at it it's just stupid ancient meme shitpostery. like they think they've come across a really weird time-travelling anomaly and they put it on main viewer and they just get colossally rickrolled from 300 years in the past. it hasn't left my head for the past few days so now you must witness my vision
Data: Captain, it appears we are somehow receiving an unusual distress signal originating from the ancient year of 2024.
*Picard and Riker exchange looks*
Riker: 2024..? That's impossible.
Picard: Hm... Unusual indeed. Put it on main viewer.
Data: Aye sir.
and then the viewscreen activates and it's just this
do you think betazoids do the telepathic equivalent of airdropping images of buff alvin and the chipmunks to each other
