he/him, it/its ~ 18 yrs old ~ multifandom user with a focus on my special interests ~ professional barry steakfries simp ~ blog theme by @compassionately
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HELLO I JUST SAW THE MARIO MOVIE AND IT WAS EPIC!!! There Was A Lotta Kong, A Lotta Jack Black As Bowser,
HELLO I JUST SAW THE MARIO MOVIE AND IT WAS EPIC!!! there was a lotta kong, a lotta jack black as bowser, a lotta sexual tension between said jack black bowser and luigi AND MOST IMPORTANTLY it was AWESOME!!! i totally recommend it to anyone who wants a fun banger movie with their favourite bros goin on an adventure. the plot's simple but it's very fun :) epic movie
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THEY PUT HIM IN THE JAR I REPEAT
THEY PUT HIM IN THE JAR
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WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT ISTHIS. i have several questions so lets go through them starting with:
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM.
WHERE ARE HIS EYES
WHY IS HIS BEARD TEXTURE ALL FUCKY???
why are his arms a different colour to his head??
why is his chin rigged to his shoulders??
why is the jetpack handle only rigged to his right hand, making it stuck there, but not his left???
why are the yellow things on his jetpack all floppy
speaking of why is his entire jetpack floppy????? erectile dysfunction
WHY ARE THERE ROSES EVERYWHERE AND WHY IS HE NOT CENTERED IN THEM
THE WINDOWS SOUND HAHAHAHAHA
what software is this???
where the model from???
why the fuck is it in spanish??????
and finally, WHAT IS THIS
thats all thanks, im horrified and i need answers and im going to be thinking about this for the rest of the week
so theres this cool little game called pizza tower, dunno if you've heard of it
he's in my list along with Barry Steakfries of characters i would let beat me up <3
i made a post about this ages ago BUT for a while i have been thinking up a fucked up little combo of Barry and Spamton
i haven't finalised his name yet but i like the nicknames 'Barry Big Shot' and 'Spamfries' for him!
here are some shitty sketches
(his yellow lens is meant to be orange by the way and i didn't realise it was the complete wrong colour until just now 💀)
he sells garbage stolen scammy mobile games and does that thing where text isn't formatted correctly so all apostrophes are replaced with '�', he also sounds like an extremely unhinged australian man who's always yelling and on the verge of screaming! (just barry's voice but LOUD)
he uses brackets to affirm himself or add filler, sometimes may say [App not found.] or something similar. will bite your fingers off :)
don't mind me i'm just barryposting... i really like the guy :)
+ additional sketches under the cut
