We Need Like Unclench Your Jaw Posts But For Eye Strain. Like

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

I. I don’t have any reason for this.

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[ID; a photo of a yellow cap that says “Solvem Probler” and a drawing of castlevania character Soma Cruz wearing said hat, a white cropped jacket, and his trademark bell bottoms . In the right of the drawing, Soma is sitting, leaning back with one arm and raising the other to his hat with a smug expression. In the top right of the drawing Soma Cruz is drawn in a different style -only his head and hand are shown- the yellow hat still atop his head. He is pulling down his hat to show the viewer the words on it. End ID]

One more castlevania doodle for now ⛓️

I know it's been talked about before but I still don't think it's been emphasized how *fucked* today's internet experience is for children. I didn't know what the word "discourse" was when I was 8, or 10, or even 13. I was too busy playing the nigh-limitless amount of flash games out there on the internet and making sure my neopets were fed. Like I cannot stress enough that if I had free time on the computer, 9 times out of 10 I could go and play a jaunty little game someone had whipped up and put out there for no other reason than that creating games was awesome and easy to do. Or go to some page that existed just to collect memes; you see back then there were more than 4 sites, and you didn't need accounts to visit them. I didn't get targeted ads. I wasn't exposed to any sort of political ideology. I spent a lot of time on the computer but no one site monopolized my time or tried to fucking manipulate me into using it more. The internet was for more than one thing back then, and honestly I don't think enough people realize how much has been stolen from us.

This is is actually a piece of misinformation spread by the wiki, while Alucard and Sonia do have a relationship in legends, Alucard goes to sleep a whole ass year before Sonia has her kid. I should not need to explain why Sonia carrying a kid in the womb for a whole ass year at minimum is not exactly anatomically possible without Sonia probably dying.

As for the misinfo being on the wiki, fandom wikis are already shitty in general, this wiki is one of those shitty ones, and this is an extremely common misconception.

If you bothered to read this, thanks

I know Legends isn't really treated as canon but it cracks me up so much that Alucard's a deadbeat father