Swan Queen [AU] (No Time-stopping Curse - Portal Jumpers)

Swan Queen [AU] (No time-stopping curse - Portal Jumpers)

Emma Swan has lived with the Gold family since she was 4 years old. Making fast friends with her brother Neal and the quiet Regina Mills, she goes through life worrying about normal school stuff (and why the hell Regina’s eyes are so big and shiny).

Then, the day she got her badge, Gold dropped a sword in her hands proclaiming that she -as the rest of citizens of Storybrooke, Maine- is a amnesiac fairy tale character.

And the Mills family are the only thing between her and her real parents.

(She’s so royally fucked.)

#i was going to make a gifset of sorts#but im too lazy for that stuff#one day i will finish fanarts  #new goal in life#background story that got into my mind while working#if you like the prompt#you are free to use it#i guess 

Now I just really want to read Charlie's Angels/Warehouse 13 fanfics. 

I love how the first part is all "la de da, I'm steering the ship into the sunset", the second is all "the lady be needing some booty, the boys better be quick", and the third is all "Oh, PYKA! *BOOM* Quick, blow it up!"

Jaime Murray captaining "The Bering & Wells"

I kept starring at the last gif, watching Lancelot watch Emma.  Then I realized it was Cora watching Emma.  Cora who was just told that Emma shares a son with Regina, her daughter.  Cora who was just told "it's complicated".  Cora who is totally thinking "why the hell did my daughter pick you?" in my head canon.

once upon a time meme: part deux ↳ five otps [1/5] → emma + food

Whattttt? how did I not know about this?

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Probably why no one sells tampon glue.

ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during intercourse. This is why when you normally put a finger in your vagina, its a lot tighter than when you put it in when you’re aroused. The myth...