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Guys I'm dying-

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL DUOLINGO TWEETING THIS-

(THE ACTUAL TWEET FOR PROOF-)

(Here's some fanart of this tweet-)

IT IS REAL.

DUOLINGO IS SHIPPING THEMSELF WITH ALASTOR-

I AM DYING HELP ME-

I love how the first part is all "la de da, I'm steering the ship into the sunset", the second is all "the lady be needing some booty, the boys better be quick", and the third is all "Oh, PYKA! *BOOM* Quick, blow it up!"

Jaime Murray captaining "The Bering & Wells"

So has anyone ever noticed this? Like they're just there, staring lovingly at each other. WHY HAS NO ONE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT SHIPPING THIS It's perfect. It's just perfect. Farry, everyone. REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD