Jealous Of Your Confidence? Please, I'm Too Busy Having A Life To Even Notice Your Overinflated Ego-

Jealous of your confidence? Please, I'm too busy having a life to even notice your overinflated ego- There is a fine line between confidence and delusion… and honey, you’re tap dancing all over it. Maybe try being humble for a change, it might suit you better.

(Please tell me to stop, when it’s too much. I tend to be overbearing at times ;-;)

Is there anyone, you haven’t given a death glare to or looked at them in a way like they were the scum beneath your feet? Or is it just you being a fucking bitch? :)

(I don’t why, but I wanted to start beef with CS Zayne so bad)

Were you talking to me or yourself? You're clearly not mentally sound enough, I wouldn't put it past you to be randomly speaking out loud to yourself.

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Zayne, love…

A new patient saw me and then turned to her friend and said "I took him to my penthouse and I freaked it". Does anyone know what that means?

She feigns a pout he denies any connection with the man.

Is that so?

She grabbed the gun that was discarded on the ground- a Glock 42. She fiddled with the black matte gun, spinning around her fingers, before finally stopping and placing it against the dipshit’s head.

What a pity~

She shoots and with a loud bang the body falls limp with blood trailing off its head. She looks back up to him with an amused smile.

Here you go, love

She hands him a handkerchief

Would want your pretty self to get dirty, now would I?

She teased

Hello sweet cheeks~

She blows him a kiss as she spots him across the corner of the otherwise solidarity garage. A small smirk on her face.

Long time no see; Miss me?~

Her smirk falls from her face only to be replaced my an unamused look as she hears a groan from the scum beneath her feet.

Ahh, that reminds me- this shit yours?

She lifts up his head by her his hair while her foot presses down on the man’s back.

Idiot, tried to spy on the base and gather intel-

She yanks his head only for him to let out another groan

A fucking rookie, couldn’t even make it past the guards

(I’m so sorry this is so long, but both of them in rival? gangs make me go- 🗣️)

"hey there, sweetheart." he answers back in a low tone, toying with his knife.

rafayel emerges from the shadows and sighs when he points to the man she was torturing and arches a brow. approaching the tortured male, he crouches down and grips his chin. turning the male's head left and right before laughing, the back of his hand resting on top of the male's head before he's slamming it down against the concrete before easing back slightly.

he takes his knife and uses the tip to tilt the man's head up from under his chin, observing his fucked up face as he drifts his gaze up to her. he moves the knife to slice along the underside of the male's jaw as he pulls his knife away, flipping it along his fingers as flames surround the weapon, his blueish-pink eyes glowing.

"yeah, 'cause the fucker's a triple agent." he drawls out, bored of the entire situation as he looks down to the pathetic male, in a swift movement he slams his foot against the side of his face. he smushes the male's head against the concrete beneath his shoe as he leans over towards her. "lack of trainin', shit with guns and knives, no sense of being stealthy and the dude didn't even realize he was bein' followed. the fuck you think he would be one of mine? have fun with that, though."

he eases back and feigns a sigh when he sees some blood on his shoes. "damn, and i just bought these."

THE DEMON BROS REACTING TO MC GETTING CURSED BY A LOVE POTION Pt.2

SUMMARY: You and Solomon were doing a potion for class, but you messed up. In present, you're unconscious with the demon brothers surrounding you and yelling at Solomon as if it's his fault. Solomon came in use by telling them the effect of the potion: "The first person they see after waking up will be the person who they will cling on to the whole day."

WARNINGS: getting cursed ig..., suggestive themes in asmo

Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan- Pt.1

Why do I always decide to help that old sorcerer?...

SATAN

Satan is the first one to notice that you opened your eyes and looks like after opening your eyes the first demon you saw was Satan. Unlike his older brothers he immediately went to your side holding your hand, making you blush like crazy. In response to your blush and his actions, whines and complaints could be heard from his brothers. He shrugged them off, making sure of your well-being. You suddenly cling on to him, making his smug facade drop aka making him blush. He picks you up bridal style in front of his brothers and walks through them, leaving his brothers' jaw dropped.

"My kitten, I wonder how a human like you can be better than every romance novel ever written~"

Smug demon alert

Oh, so you think you will get to pamper him and all that? Well, you're wrong. This man won't let you leave his sight for a second.

Will continuously pet your head like a kitten, intertwine your fingers with his, comb your hair with his fingers and if you decide to pamper him, he will slightly chuckle and kiss you. not like you're complaining.

Offers to read your favourite novels with you.

If you really want to make him blush wear cat ears and meow/purr, he'll be on his knees.

Next day, you'll wake up to you laying your head on his chest and being surrounded by cats and books.

ASMODEUS

Asmo is already by your side holding your hand before you opened your eyes. Hence, it was not a surprise when you saw him first and cling onto him. Like mammon, he boasted about how you would obviously see him first but unlike mammon, his words were not a tsundere act. Instead of picking you up he holds your hand and leads you to his room, shooing mammon's whines in revolt.

"I have you all to myself~ Oh, how wonderful~"

Smug demon alert 2.0

Will most definitely plan a whole spa day with you.

He, also, like a certain big brother of his does not let you pamper him.

He gives you kisses all over making sure each one leaves a lip stain.

He also makes sure you do nothing but relax. This demon is the king of care and will make you know that.

During your spa session makes sure you're holding hands with him.

flirts with you the whole time.

He also takes you out for drinks afterwards. Of course you don't get drunk, but he does.

The next day, you come out limping of his room with a so called burn on your neck.

BEELZEBUB

He was stress eating a burger when you awoke but the hearts in your eyes didn't care about that. His eyes finally fell on you when you almost stumbled standing up. He was about to help you before you wrapped your arms around his neck, hanging on him. He dropped his burger' blushing. How could he not? You looked so small and adorable compared to him. Trust me, if he could, he would have gobbled you up by now. He picks you up like a child letting your legs wrap around his waist. Carrying you to his room while allowing Belphie to follow.

"MC, Can I taste you please?"

Will kiss you just to taste your skin (with permission of course)

Will also take you to an all you can eat buffet.

If you decide to stay at home and pamper him, he will turn into an adorable blushing demon in no time.

Offer to cook him food, he is over the moon. the fact that I am writing this but have absolutely no cooking abilities.

will offer you a cuddle session with Belphie. If you refuse Belphie will become all pouty, but who cares about that.

next day, Beel will be quite clingy of you.

BELPHEGOR

Belphie was the least bothered and was happily standing sleeping. He groaned when his precious sleep was interrupted by having someone's arms wrap around his neck from the side. He opened his eyes about to yell at the person before he saw you, clinging on to him with such an adorable close-eyed smile on your face. He immediately blushes. His sin washes away as adrenaline rushes through his body, offering you to climb on his back and takes you to his room.

"I, Belphegor, the avatar of sloth declares you as the best pillow in all the three realms."

cuddles you to death. again

if you decide to lay his head on your lap thighs he will never let you go.

he is not used to get so much affection from you because of you know what, but right now he is back in the celestial realm.

run your hands through his hair. Please.

Whisper sweet nothings in his ear and he will lock you and him both in the attic.

next day, you wake up to Belphie's tail wrapped around your thigh while he is still asleep.

Now, for the bonus you all have been waiting for:

BONUS

Solomon was desperately trying to get the brothers (specifically lucifer, mammon) off his back. Trying to convince them he did not do it purposefully. Hence, he was thrown off guard when he felt a sudden weight on his left arm. The brothers' and his jaw dropped when they saw you clinging to Solomon's arm. A decently pink blush found its way to his cheeks as he curses himself for not considering this as a possibility. Somehow convincing the brothers, he took you back to purgatory hall. You held his hand through the way resulting the sorcerer to attain butterflies in his stomach.

"If I could, I would keep you all to myself, away from those demons and angels"

fortunately, the angels were not at home.

Please MC, stop pampering him like this, stop running your hands through his hair, stop giving his forehead kisses from time to time and please stop flattering him. He is too old for this he'll die.

will offer to cook for you but the potion is not strong enough for you to march yourself towards death.

A/N: I hope you enjoyed your daily dose of rick roll yesterday. Please ask me to write anything, i have limited ideas.

*Sighs and whispers the meaning into his ear*

A new patient saw me and then turned to her friend and said "I took him to my penthouse and I freaked it". Does anyone know what that means?