I'd Kill For These Size Differences

I'd kill for these size differences 🤤

Couple doodles from yesterday inbetween owed art <3

Them

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Idk what Val is singing but I know it's REALLY sappy <3

Oh how I wish I could write fics for these

Very Strange Situations Alastor and Vox Have Been In With No Context

◈ Trapped in a very large walk-in closet for three hours during one of Rosie's parties. They fell asleep.

◈ Had their hands magically glued together for 12 days straight. Still managed to get their shit done.

◈ "Well, a clown car is more than five dollars, so we can't use that." Said Alastor thoughtfully.

◈ Niffty proposes to Vox with a dead earwig while Alastor takes pictures and calls it a "magical moment"

◈ Climbing out of a sewer pipe holding two baby alligators apiece. Alastor makes his kiss while Vox swears very creatively.

He's small but very dangerous

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god bless regular readers who come back, re-read, then re-comment bc honestly--authors in ruts NEED the reminder that our stuff actually exists and is still being enjoyed even if updates are slow

silly non serious thoughts

- if in one of their first meetings Al said something Vox did/suggested was “capital!” (as one of those small compliments he does to butter people up) and Vox’s brain was like “WOW HE SAID IM CAPITAL FHDFHG MARRYMEMARRYME” but he blurts something stupid “ghh I LOVE CAPITALISM” and Al’s like “hmmMMmm I’m sure you do my friend.” (Vox brain: “HE CALLED ME HIS FRIEND WE’RE FRIENDS SHDHFJ”)

Except I remembered “capital” was more of a UK thing and made myself sad

- Vox has a folder of “every time alastor laughs/hums/said his name/says good morning/goodnight/best jokes/best threats/says something nice” .mp3 compilations. it’s like the worst asmr. He totally didn’t feed it into an AI. (Actually I think if alastor ever found out Vox had done any corruptions/deepfakes of his voice, vox’s days would be numbered. As pathetic as Vox is, it would be even more pathetic if he considered ai-alastor-voice as inferior to the real-deal because he was an alastor audio purist. But we know he’s a cheap creep and has no standards so probably has ai-al read him bedtime stories and morning peptalk.)

anon please just let me tell you these are fucking hilarious I'm losing my shit ALLSLKFKKKLLLJ, "ghh I LOVE CAPITALISM" is so stupid I love it