13 Yr Old Obi Wan On His Way To Engage Guerrilla Warfare Against His Fellow Child Soldiers Parents Who

13 yr old obi wan on his way to engage guerrilla warfare against his fellow child soldiers parents who are trying to kill them all:

I love that no one knows what color Obi-Wan Kenobi’s hair is. Is it blonde, brown, ginger, somewhere in between?? No one knows, not even Disney.

Satine on her way to commit cultural genocide

There’s a difference between the best Star Wars movie and your favorite

example:

The best is objectively (do not argue) The Empire Strikes Back

My favorite is the dumpster fire of the Phantom menace

One of my favorite niches in the Star Wars fandom is Eldritch Abomination Skywalkers

Reminder: Darth Sidious is canonically the ONLY Sith Lord/apprentice/darksider not obsessed with Obi-Wan Kenobi

Xanatos, Maul, Ventress, Grievous, Darth Vader, Dooku, and Savage Opress were coo coo for Cocoa Puffs about him

His locks were simply too luscious and his one liners too annoying