Life Is So Much Sweeter When I Choose To Read Fanfics About Palpatine Dying

Life is so much sweeter when I choose to read fanfics about palpatine dying

Count Dooku is a Shithead, but not for the reason you think:

So count Dooku was Qui-Gon Jinn’s master, but they were estranged because of very different personalities and outlooks, but Jinn was still his kid, so he very obviously cared for him

In fact, Qui-Gon’s death was the catalyst for Dooku leaving the order bc he had lots of critiques of the Jedi order (overly political, ineffective, hypocritical, not true to the code), but after Qui-gon died he was like “why bother?”

Which is my problem. Like sir, your grandchild is still perfectly alive and desperately in need of your help. His master is dead and he now has a traumatized child to raise while extremely traumatized himself. Qui-gon is dead, BUT YOUR GRANDCHILD IS RIGHT THERE?!?

No, instead of belong obi wan and offering support, he just dips

Luke Skywalker not only carried on the Jedi legacy from Obi-Wan, but also the responsibility of serving looks.

*Luke traveling back in time and meeting the Jedi Council*

Luke, describing being trained by Yoda: I miss that crazy old gremlin

The council: *going into shock at the description of their grandmaster*

One of my favorite niches in the Star Wars fandom is Eldritch Abomination Skywalkers

Maul is an absolute icon and here’s why:

He’s like a cockroach, he just won’t die. Partly due to him being a Zabrack, but also because the man ran on spite. Bisected and fell to your presumed death? Walk it off bc you still have people to kill. He lived into the Rebels series??? Iconic

He fought against the Jedi yeah, but he ended up fighting the empire. Not bc he had a moral code, but just bc he had personal beef with palpatine.

He was extremely obsessed with Kenobi, which is relatable.

All of his speeches about how the republic was dead and it couldn’t be saved, that there was no republic left were absolutely correct.