Life Is So Much Sweeter When I Choose To Read Fanfics About Palpatine Dying

Life is so much sweeter when I choose to read fanfics about palpatine dying

13 yr old obi wan on his way to engage guerrilla warfare against his fellow child soldiers parents who are trying to kill them all:

Reminder: Darth Sidious is canonically the ONLY Sith Lord/apprentice/darksider not obsessed with Obi-Wan Kenobi

Xanatos, Maul, Ventress, Grievous, Darth Vader, Dooku, and Savage Opress were coo coo for Cocoa Puffs about him

His locks were simply too luscious and his one liners too annoying

I love that no one knows what color Obi-Wan Kenobi’s hair is. Is it blonde, brown, ginger, somewhere in between?? No one knows, not even Disney.

We need an animated series about Luke and Leia in the aftermath of the Return of the Jedi where they learn how to be siblings

Count Dooku is a Shithead, but not for the reason you think:

So count Dooku was Qui-Gon Jinn’s master, but they were estranged because of very different personalities and outlooks, but Jinn was still his kid, so he very obviously cared for him

In fact, Qui-Gon’s death was the catalyst for Dooku leaving the order bc he had lots of critiques of the Jedi order (overly political, ineffective, hypocritical, not true to the code), but after Qui-gon died he was like “why bother?”

Which is my problem. Like sir, your grandchild is still perfectly alive and desperately in need of your help. His master is dead and he now has a traumatized child to raise while extremely traumatized himself. Qui-gon is dead, BUT YOUR GRANDCHILD IS RIGHT THERE?!?

No, instead of belong obi wan and offering support, he just dips