I Like How Metopolis Is Only Like 3 Episodes So Far, And Hank Green As The Fix Has Already Been Making

I like how Metopolis is only like 3 episodes so far, and Hank Green as The Fix has already been making end of season emotional speeches since like episode 2

So, from a certain point of view, the Good Baron is a patron of (presumably) con men, sinners, and those who like go stick to the shadows. And Graveyard Jack is also (presumably) a patron of con men, sinners, and those who stick to the shadows because that's how the coin gets tossed from person to person. So hypothetically speaking, from a certain point of view, what if I just.... headcanons that Graveyard Jack is the Good Baron's dog and runs away

I like how Gideon is all suave and confident and very flirty with women, but as soon as you put a very pretty man in front of him, he suddenly melts into a pile of goo

Hear me out, hear me out, Jornir has gotten at least one small tattoo from every single tribe/village he has visited and helped out, and at this point his entire left shoulder, bicep, and pec is covered in small tattoos he has collected over the years

Gricko is a "The glass is half full" kind of guy.

Frost is a "It doesn't matter how much water is in the glass, what matters is how well the water is filtered. Every year, hundreds of thousands of people die from diseases that they contracted due to poorly filtered water" kind of guy.

Gideon hears that and decides to drink the glass of water anyways because he is a "My stomach is literal fire, any actual diseases will just burn away" kind of guy.

Twig is the "Don't be a little b*tch Gideon, drink the water" kind of gal.

Kremy is secretly worried for his husband but is also the "What the hell, Gid?? We could've sold that glass to a buncha scientists and made an easy electrum piece or two" kind of guy.

And Torbek is depressed because that was his glass of water.

Also there is no "glass half empty" kind of person, because (affectionately speaking) nothing can ever be that simple with these chucklef*cks

Okay, idk how y'all imagine him, but Taishen will always be tiny in my eyes. Like he's taller than Queenie and Skrimm, of course he is, and he is a medium sized creature, I can see that too. But I also imagine him on like the brink of being a size small. Like man's is 4 ft 5 in my mind.

I also imagine he likes hugging his close friends so when originally started hugging Jornir, his face was right above Jornir's bellybutton, no further. Nowadays whenever Taishen wants a hug he gets uppies from Jornir