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Gideon: Please pray for Gricko.
Torbek: What happened to them?
Gideon: Nothing, they’re just very stupid.
:O
Torbek: New year, new Torbek.
Kremy: Bitch, it’s August.
Torbek: Time is an illusion.
Torbek: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Gideon: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Torbek: If Torbek had a dollar for every ounce of rage Torbek felt in his body after he read this text, Torbek would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Frost: Actually I did the math, Gideon would have $225, not $0.15.
Gideon: Fam I’m right here....
Kremy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Torbek: while you’re there could you buy Torbek an apply juice please?
Kremy: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Torbek: :(
Frost: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gideon would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Kremy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Frost: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Twig: Yeah and he want soda and apply juice.
Frost: Apply juice to what.
Twig: Directly to the forehead.
Gideon: Great chat everyone.
Torbek: Gricko told Torbek that brown is just navy orange, and Torbek has never been more disappointed with something he agrees with.
Torbek: Do you ever think? Because Torbek does not
Torbek: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Gideon: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.
Torbek: But pink.
Gricko: And it's hot.
Torbek: PINK!
Frost: It’s time to turn this into a real business.
Gideon: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Gricko: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Torbek: Iiiiiiii haaandle our accooooouuuuunting.
Twig: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK.
Gricko: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.
Twig: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Torbek: Torbek thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Frost: Looks like someone's a HO.
Gricko: NaBrO.
Kremy: I'm done with all of you!
Frost: Look, last night was a mistake.
Torbek: A sexy mistake.
Frost: No, just a regular mistake.
The Krew’s reactions to being called straight:
Kremy: The fuck, no I'm not.
Gricko: Excuse the hell out of you?
Twig: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Frost: Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Torbek: Rude.
Gideon: *punches the person*
Gideon: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?
Torbek: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
Torbek: I didn’t hear it.
Torbek: You know I think my life has value.
Gideon: Who are you and what have you done with Torbek?!
Torbek: You know I think my life has value.
Gideon: Who are you and what have you done with Torbek?!
Torbek: Pleaeeeese, mr Grickoooo, after eeerverythiiiing we’ve beeeeen through togetheeeerrr. You can’t doooo this.
Torbek: I’m sorry Gricko.
Torbek: torbek is beggggggggging you. Dooooon’t dooooo ittttttt.
Gricko: It has to be done.
Torbek:
Gricko:
Torbek:
Gricko: *Places +4* Uno.
Torbek: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Kremy, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
Torbek: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Gideon: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Torbek: No.
Frost: Torbek, I am nothing if not a man of principle.
Frost: Now let’s break into this apartment.
Kremy: Gideon, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?
Gideon: Torbek, Kremy wants you to get out of the house.
Gricko: So when are we gonna tell them?
Frost: Just give them a minute.
Torbek: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*
HOLY FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED THAT THEY HAVE FROST AND TORBEK PLAYING MINECRAFT VIDEOS I'M LITERALLY GIGGLING IN GLEE OH JOYOUS DAY