Testing Epilepsy For 196 Users:

Testing epilepsy for 196 users:

1. Hook up scalp electrodes in padded gurney.

2. Wheel they ass up to tall woman in heels.

3.a If no immediate seizure, make subject start conversation while maintaining eye contact.

3.b If vision impaired, make subject tell her three good things about themselves.

3.c If hearing impaired, make ‘em dab in front of her.

Prediction: 100% sensitivity, ~5-10% fatality rate.

07

Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to announce that the T-62 Obr. 1967 is no longer Russia‘s shittiest tank loss in the Oryx database

U/pweuy

I see you liking and reblogging all my posts. We should passionately kiss under a pale, comforting moon.

I remember in the late 2000’s still being able to stumble onto pages made by bakers, travelers, storytellers, musicians. Now every link is a doorstep to a shop, self-marketing, data collection. These men paved paradise and I cheer for their inevitable painful demise.

“It is worth remembering that the internet wasn’t supposed to be like this. It wasn’t supposed to be six boring men with too much money creating spaces that no one likes but everyone is forced to use because those men have driven every other form of online existence into the ground. The internet was supposed to have pockets, to have enchanting forests you could stumble into and dark ravines you knew better than to enter. The internet was supposed to be a place of opportunity, not just for profit but for surprise and connection and delight. Instead, like most everything American enterprise has promised held some new dream, it has turned out to be the same old thing—a dream for a few, and something much more confining for everyone else.”

— Pluralistic

You fools! It’s all lies! Fucking blood grass straight out of the planes of Oblivion!