Imagine Lance Not Letting Silver Watch An R Rated Movie And Silver Is Like Dude My Life Is An R Rated

Imagine Lance not letting Silver watch an R rated movie and Silver is like dude my life is an R rated movie are you kidding me

I find it hilarious how similar Lance and Silver look. They both have red spiky hair and their skin tones are about the same. In some versions Lance and Silver both have gray eyes too. Nobody is gonna believe Silver’s ass is adopted. They just think Silver is Lance’s secret love child and the adoption is a cover story.

Or even funnier, after the adoption when Lance informs the press about his new son, he’s vague enough in what he says that everyone assumes Silver is Lance’s bio kid that he only recently found out about.

Lance says things like “his previous guardians were unfit, once I was made aware of Silver’s deficient living situation I took him in” and “I’m happy to be a father” and “I ask you to give my son privacy” and such. Not mentioning Silver isn’t his blood son because that is not important, family is who you choose. Lance does not realize that most of Kanto and Johto does not think that way lmao. Thus the secret love child assumption continues.

Blue: has a 12 step skincare routine

Red: washes his face with dish soap

Hephaestus looks like steampunk santa and I’m living for it

the RWRB movie is making me think real hard about my RWRB timkon au wip in my docs