Timkon - Tumblr Posts
stress baker but the baked goods are another test tube baby and the stress is missing his husband oh tim ur such a freak <3
the ideal man truly
Kon after being lost in space for a week: Tim, I'm home! How's our kid-
Tim:
Kon:
Tim:
Kon: Where did you get a second baby?
Tim, who got scared two days into Kon being lost: ... You knew what I was like when you married me.
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Kon El: That cannot be. Why would I be the last? What do men know? Because they have seen no Kryptonians for a while does not mean that we have all vanished! We do not vanish! There has never been a time without Kryptonians. We live forever. We are as old as the sky, old as the moon. We can be hunted, trapped; we can even be killed if we leave our homes, but we do not vanish! ...Am I truly the last?
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Kon El: I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing.
Billy Batson: Where will you go now?
Kon El: I am looking for others like me. Have you seen them, magician.
Billy Batson: No, I've never seen anyone like you. Not while I was awake, anyway.
Kon El: A person told me of a Red Bull, who pushed all the other Kryptonians to the ends of the earth. And Klarion spoke of a King Jack Drake. So I'm going where they are, to learn whatever they know.
Billy Batson: Take me with you, for lucks, for laughs, for the unknown.
Kon El: You may come with me if you like, though I wish you'd asked for some other reward for having freed me.
Billy Batson: Well, I thought about it, but you could never have granted my true wish.
Kon El: No. I cannot turn you into something you are not. I cannot turn you into a true magician.
Billy Batson: That's all right, don't worry about it.
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Bart Allen (to Billy Batson): What have you done?
(Holds up the head of a human boy. A mark that looks like a star is on his forehead.)
Bart Allen: What have you done? What have you done!?
Billy Batson: The Red Bull came for a Kryptonian, so he had to become something else. The magic chose the shape, not I. I am a bearer! I am a dwelling! I am a messenger!
Bart Allen: You are an idiot! Do you hear me? You lost him! You trapped him in a human body! He'll go mad!
(Conner begins to stir. He wakes up, and tries to stand.)
Billy Batson: I can change him back. Don't worry about it. I-I can change him back.
Conner: What have you done to me?
Billy Batson: (to the Conner) You see, I couldn't think of anything else I could do to save you.
Conner: What have you done to me? I'm a Kryptonian! I'm a Kryptonian!
Conner: I wish you had let the Red Bull take me. I wish you had left me to the harpy! I can feel this body dying all around me!
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King Jack Drake: Who is he!?
Billy Batson: Oh, your majesty, the Sir Conner is my brother-
King Jack Drake: I want to know who he is!
Prince Tim: Father, what difference does it make? He's here!
King Jack Drake (looks at Tim): For once, you are right. He is here. They are all here. And whether they mean my doom or not, I will look at them for while. You may come and go as you please. My secrets guard themselves. Will yours do the same? (Walks off)
Prince Tim (to Conner): Say, I know where there's some cloth, fine satin. We could make a tunic.
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Conner: Bart? ...Who am I? Why am I here? What is it that I am seeking in this strange place, day after day? I-I knew a moment ago, but I-I have forgotten.
Bart Allen: The Kryptonians. If you are not the last...
Conner: Once, I can't remember, I was long ago, Someone strange, I was innocent and wise, And full of pain. Now that I'm a man, Everything is strange.
Conner: I must go to him. I must face the Bull again and discover what he has done with them, before I forget myself forever. But I don't know where to find him. And I'm lonely.
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(Conner, in his nightgown, comes down the other side of the steps, a mad and frightened look in his eyes.)
Prince Tim: Good evening, Sir Conner.
Conner: Who are you?
Prince Tim: I'm Tim. Don't you know me? I'm Tim.
Conner: Tim. Prince Tim.
Prince Tim: You were dreaming, Sir.
Conner: Well, I'm always dreaming, even when I'm awake. It is never finished. I-I will not trouble you, my lord prince. (He begins to walk away hurriedly.)
Prince Tim: Trouble me! Please, trouble me! I would court you with more grace if I knew how. I wish you wanted something.
Conner: Drown out my dreams. Keep me from remembering - whatever wants me to remember it.
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Billy Batson: There's no choice. We have to go on.
Conner: (to Tim) Don't let him change me. The Red Bull has no care for human beings. Tim, we may walk out past him and get away.
Billy Batson: If we do that, all the Kryptonians in the world will remain prisoner forever except one, and he will grow old and die.
Conner: (to Tim) Everything dies. I want to die when you die. I'm no Kryptonian, no alien creature! I'm human, and I love you. Don't let him! Tim, I can not be with you when I am a Kryptonian.
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Kon El (voice only) I remember you. I remember.
(Tim sees him fly away from them.)
(Scene: A forest. Billy and Bart are with Tim.)
Prince Tim: I will miss you. I never had any friends before. (Hugs each one.)
Billy Batson: We will come back.
Prince Tim: I wish I could see him just once more, to - to tell him all that's in my heart. He will never know what I really meant to say.
Billy Batson: He will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all Kryptonians, he is the only one who knows what regret is - and love.
(Tim gets on his horse and rides away.)
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Kon El: You are a true wizard now, as you always wished. Does it make you happy?
Billy Batson: Well, men don't always know when they're happy, but I-I think so. And you?
Kon El: I am a little afraid to go home. I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am no longer like the others; for no Kryptonian was ever born who could regret. But now I do. I regret.
Billy Batson: I am sorry, I have done you evil and I cannot undo it.
Kon El: No. Kryptonians are in the world again. No sorrow will live in me as long as that joy - save one, and I thank you for that part too. Farewell, good magician. I will try to go home.
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the comedic potential of timkon clone baby hitting their angsty teenage phase and basically disowning their gay mad scientist dad is so real, why are we not talking about this more
Gotham Domain #000: Prologue
Comics masterpost
This one hoodie just like. Makes it's rounds in the super hero community.
Oliver bought it as a joke, then Roy took it because he couldn't find his, Jason stole it from Roy, Bruce borrowed it from Jason, Clark took it from Bruce, Lois wore it around for a while before Kon accidentally put it in his suitcase, so Tim ended up taking it, and I believe that Young Justice could not car less about personal boundaries so it ends with Bart and Cassie for a while.
Tim finally gets it back and brings it to the manor, where Damian steals it as payback for something, before Jon takes it on a mission. When he gets back, he gives it back to Damian, who leaves it on the couch, and Steph picks it up.
She and Cass share it for a few days before Cass gives it to Dick cause he's cold. Dick shares it with Kori and Wally, who brings it home. Barry accidentally grabs it, thinking it's his, and brings it up to the watchtower.
The sweatshirt is then borrowed by Constantine, who is trying to retrieve his trenchcoat from the House of Mysteries. He forgets to give it back and Zatanna takes it because she was cold, and then drops it in the watchtower on her next visit.
Diana wears it once, then Hal finds it and wears it purely to piss off Oliver, who takes it back, and it makes it's way back to Jason.
By now, this hoodie has been worn by aliens, gods, vigilantes, magic users and heroes alike. It has absorbed an absolutely insane amount of magical and mystical energy, and it will basically make the wearer invulnerable.
None of the caped community ever discover this, but they do seem to treat it as a good luck charm that really seems to work, so several other heroes wear it at various points.
The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)
bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.
Roy: That’s my sweater?
Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…
Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes
Kon: how do you know?
Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???
Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine
Supportive little brother dami
Dick: So what have you been up to, Damian?
Damian: I am helping Drake take over the world.
Dick:
Dick: Okay, let’s unpack that, shall we? Why?
Damian: He promised Kent the world and then panicked. He needs help.
Dick: Okay, that’s sweet. So it’s more of a metaphorical-
Damian: It is not. I anticipate total world domination in fourteen months.
Dick: Homestly seems like you could do it faster, but continue.
Damian, nodding: I could, but unfortunately I am limited by my projected timeline of Drake and Kent’s relationship development.
Dick:
Damian: They’re not ready to be co-rule a planet together.
Tim, bursting in: What if we take over the world and Kon doesn’t like it?
Damian: He will like it because it is from you.
Dick: Okay, that’s actually a little sweet still. But also, don’t you think maybe you could start off a little smaller?
Damian: A small country, perhaps.
Dick: Not exactly what I meant.
Tim: An island?
Later
Bruce: Any idea why Tim wants to buy - *squints at note again* - 400 lbs of chocolate?
Dick, slumping into a chair: Oh thank goodness.
Bruce, concerned: Everything okay, chum?
Dick: Just do it. As a preventative measure against Tim and Dami taking over the world together.
Bruce, already pulling out his credit card: Say no more. I don’t want to know.
Tim: Men have prostutes in their ass for a reason, people!
Kon: You used to be shy, now you're a whore.
Tim: Character development.
i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this
Sparring Partners
Absolutely obsessing over this Timkon animatic
I literally cannot stop watching it on loop
Its so good
What is it with homoeroticly shaving your best friend's beard????
Never heard of this trope before but now everywhere i go there's gays shaving each others facial hair