Scurvy Has Got To Have One Of The Biggest Disease/treatment Coolness Gaps Of All Time. Like Yeah Too

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

OMG FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT THIS WAS REAL I DID NOT CHECK YOUR URL I WAS TERRIFIED OMG IM SO GLAD YOU'RE FAKE SKY NEWS

Hey there, skykids! 💫

We’ve got some exciting announcements to make!

While initially, we were testing (and even released!) features letting you unfriend another skykid. However, after long discussions with our dev team, we decided that’s not the direction Sky needs to go in.

Sky is about friendship, no matter how dead or toxic that friendship may be ❤️

In our next patch, we’ll be removing both the block and unfriendly feature. Muting your friends isn’t very nice either, so that’s getting tossed out as well.

In Sky, friendships last forever, even when you may not want them to.

We’ll see you in the skies! 💫

why do my fucking controls scramble every time we get a new update!?!??! i'm tired of having to learn a new controlset every time sky updates. i wish we could control what controls we use, like- put everything somewhere. so fucking tired. this is bullshit.

She was a ballerina, she was incredibly graceful. She had perfect poise.

He was the star of the school, the king of his own life. In his own little world, he was the sun.

She had poise, he was the sun.

Of course when they decided to get together, they were toxic as poison.

post-canon fics where hua cheng gets amnesia'd back into wuming, who inevitably finds out His Beloved Is Married always read like the meme "I'll be his second husband." (what happened to the first?) "Nothing you can prove."

jump to xie lian, who knows exactly what mental contortions the love of his life would go to rather than recognize that xie lian loves him, deciding to humor wuming's murder fantasy for shits and giggles. 'you want to murder my husband, wuming? hm, i dont know... he is nice. except for the time he proposed to me and then immediately walked it back as a joke- oh, you'd treat me better than that? you'd never do something so cruel? well... im listening.'

cue hua cheng getting his memories back like "gege i thought we were over this. gege. gege stop laughing. gege please. i said sorry!"

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