Post-canon Fics Where Hua Cheng Gets Amnesia'd Back Into Wuming, Who Inevitably Finds Out His Beloved

post-canon fics where hua cheng gets amnesia'd back into wuming, who inevitably finds out His Beloved Is Married always read like the meme "I'll be his second husband." (what happened to the first?) "Nothing you can prove."

jump to xie lian, who knows exactly what mental contortions the love of his life would go to rather than recognize that xie lian loves him, deciding to humor wuming's murder fantasy for shits and giggles. 'you want to murder my husband, wuming? hm, i dont know... he is nice. except for the time he proposed to me and then immediately walked it back as a joke- oh, you'd treat me better than that? you'd never do something so cruel? well... im listening.'

cue hua cheng getting his memories back like "gege i thought we were over this. gege. gege stop laughing. gege please. i said sorry!"

yeah basically

this is how that scene went right

guys help im going to my first hterapy session today update later i guess

dude you know these guys were making out and yin yu walked in on them

Hua Cheng: In my defense, I was left unsupervised

Yin Yu: Wasn't His Highness with you?

Xie Lian: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

feng xin and mu qing, arguing:

mq: bitch

fx: slut

mq:

mq: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HAD A CHILD IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR-

shen qingqiu is so clueless

binghe could literally scream "SHIZUN, I WILL LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, AND I WILL DEDICATE IT TO YOU!"

and he'd be going

"hmmmmmmm could he be talking about a different shizun? does he have any other shizuns? could he have said 'shit, zun, i will love you", referencing wife #43? hmm"