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A Few Weeks Ago, I Noticed There Was A Spider That Kept Building Its Web From My Side Mirror To Just

A few weeks ago, I noticed there was a spider that kept building its web from my side mirror to just below where my window is and I kept trying to shoo it away because I didn’t want it to get hurt

But it never seemed to get the memo

But today—

A Few Weeks Ago, I Noticed There Was A Spider That Kept Building Its Web From My Side Mirror To Just

I learned why

Apparently, all the pugs at my work and at the park I run it I really dumb and like to swarm car windows so if you’re a little spider a side mirror is prime real estate 


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will flirting: do you want to watch me perform open heart surgery?

nico flirting back: that sounds absolutely sickening. yes.