My Friend And I: *make Eye Contact*

My friend and I: *make eye contact*

Friend: Imagine being a dinosaur.

*proceeds to launch into the most heart wrenching story about a dinosaur losing its favorite bush as the earth slowly tears down the middle*

Me: nodding along somberly

Everyone else: …what.

Friend and I: The Continental Drift.

Fellas, is it gay?

My mother found my biology textbook and proceeded to spend the next two minutes remarking on how nice and beautiful it was

i love when i know things other bitches don’t. like.. haha… imagine?? imagine.

Us trying to think of the word that we now know would have been ally,

“What’s the word… yass queen girly pop? Homo-yay?”

Hahahahah imagine being gay 💅🏼