Us Trying To Think Of The Word That We Now Know Would Have Been Ally,

Us trying to think of the word that we now know would have been ally,

“What’s the word… yass queen girly pop? Homo-yay?”

I really thought it would pass, but it’s been months now and I can’t get the airplane gays out of my head. They’ve taken over my life, I can quote this movie word for word now. I’ve rewatched scenes at least 30 times. It was an open tab on my laptop for a solid month, maybe more. I’ve made an entire presentation dissecting the relationships in this movie. What have I become?

Today gives soup vibes, which is dumb because it is not a soupy day.

My mother found my biology textbook and proceeded to spend the next two minutes remarking on how nice and beautiful it was

Fellas, is it gay?

Sometimes a friend group is made up of three nicknames. Babygirl, bestie, and bitch.