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So I made a presentation on Top Gun Maverick 🥰

Anyways…

Highlights pt. 1

Please ignore the fact that I may or may not have forgotten to include Great Balls of Fire on the music slide.

Highlights Part 2

I really thought it would pass, but it’s been months now and I can’t get the airplane gays out of my head. They’ve taken over my life, I can quote this movie word for word now. I’ve rewatched scenes at least 30 times. It was an open tab on my laptop for a solid month, maybe more. I’ve made an entire presentation dissecting the relationships in this movie. What have I become?

Aziraphale could never be a side piece but Crowley is just the side piece to heaven, obviously.

I support the miraculous experience of Scream and Cry.

Anyways, I finished Good Omens season 2 and will be in heavy denial for an indefinite amount of time.

:)

All spider-people are Bisexual. It’s a canon event. I don’t take criticism at this time thank you 😌

Phase 10 is an adventure in our family. We are a family filled with sore losers. Anyways, appreciate some quotes from my grandfather learning how to play for the first time 🥰🥰🥰

“My watch says no events today, but by gosh we could put phase 10 on there” -my grandfather

“Are we still on phase one?” -my grandfather. “Yes, we’re still on phase one.”- us “oh, how many phases are there? 3?” -my grandfather “there are 10”- us “oh that’s bullshit” - my grandfather

“If frogs had wings they wouldn’t bump their butts” -my grandfather (no one has any clue what this means)

This particular game ended with two people rage quitting (one of them was my grandfather)

I won though, so…

i love when i know things other bitches don’t. like.. haha… imagine?? imagine.

Today gives soup vibes, which is dumb because it is not a soupy day.

Sometimes lunch just needs to be spent discussing mobile rabbits as a pyramid scheme and the happenings of your teeth as a child

Jefferey Dack-Danielson: the newest tumblr sexyman

Us trying to think of the word that we now know would have been ally,

“What’s the word… yass queen girly pop? Homo-yay?”

Sometimes you and your besties are in a goodwill with only two changing rooms, so to be polite you just share. Except sometimes that goodwill is in a small southern town and three female-presenting people in a closet sized changing room is a little…fruity.

Sometimes a friend group is made up of three nicknames. Babygirl, bestie, and bitch.

The only feeling I have is rage.

Sometimes murder is the only option.

Hahahahah imagine being gay 💅🏼

Did you know that exercise is exerting? Because I seem to forget it every fucking time. It’s fine though, because I am slaying 🥰🥰💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼✨✨💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

My mother found my biology textbook and proceeded to spend the next two minutes remarking on how nice and beautiful it was

One day. One day I’ll know what’s wrong with me. But that day is not today. Today I’m focused on the fact that the blood types are A, B, AB, and O. Which means that a/b/o fics have… actual real world biological basis. And that terrifies me.

“That hip has a whole lot more power than those bony ass arms.” - my father, 2023

Fellas, is it gay?

My friend and I: *make eye contact*

Friend: Imagine being a dinosaur.

*proceeds to launch into the most heart wrenching story about a dinosaur losing its favorite bush as the earth slowly tears down the middle*

Me: nodding along somberly

Everyone else: …what.

Friend and I: The Continental Drift.

Idk if you’ve been insulted before but I was just told I’m Aztec from Horseland by a person who clearly has a vendetta against him. This is the most devastating thing to ever happen to me.

Sometimes people are dumb. But occasionally, I am dumber. Not usually though. Usually people are fucking stupid :)