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hi i make (hopefully) funny posts which are all true actually. sometimes they're in german but there's translations so yeah he/him bi

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Theres Literally Only Three Types Of Commenters On Snapchat Spotlight: "random Christian Name" Quoting

theres literally only three types of commenters on snapchat spotlight: "random christian name✝️" quoting the whole fucking bible or telling people to turn to jesus

"🏳️‍🌈🐺🐾=🤢🙅‍♂️👎🗑️🚮" actually says something normal and the replies go w name w name w name w name w name w name

finally there's the (relatively) normal people who actually just quote something from the video and add a few emojis: "[punchline]😭🙏"

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8 months ago

oh fuck idk why but today has been so horrible so far. its all small problems rly ik i shouldnt be complaining abt this stuff but idk. so yesterday i found out i have swimming class, german class and piano class today and i fucking lost it. not in terms of anger or sadness but just like ohhh fuck oh fuck yk. anyways today my mom cancelled my german class because it's too much so yay. i woke up and brushed my teeth and made some breakfast. i had piano class which was so fucking boring because like this teacher sometimes just tells me to do the same thing over and over again, even though i know what to do, it's just hard and i'm trying. i asked for a bathroom break halfway through and used it to lie down. i also hate how the side camera required for my fingers shows how fat i am. anyways after that i laid back down for a bit then finally went down and watched netflix for a long time. i also went to the garden so there's that. when the time for my swimming class came, i was so fucking sad, i hate swimming. i left but when i got there it was blocked off. after like 10 minutes of helplessly walking around, i asked some older teenagers (like 17, 18?) if they knew how to get through. i made sure to look at only one of them since the other was vaping and idk i didnt wanna rly look at him. he took me through the blockade and apparently you just had to fucking walk through a construction site?! it wasnt rly a construction site it just had a machine and i could see some pipes in the ground and the dirt was dug up. i went in, still angry abt the stupid design and apparently it was so stupid that literally three people had found the way in. i was in a class with three people. fuck. the reason this was bad is because i suck at swimming and with 70% of the class not there the teacher would focus way more on me. i hate being corrected. not for egotistical reasons, but because i just cringe inside and im like oh fuck whats wrong with me. anyways i get changed in a horrible stall which is bad for me because i always am scared of my clothes touching the ground or forgetting to lock the stall and someone walking in. another reason i hate swimming is because im fat and i didnt have a full body suit. great. i walked around like with my arms around my stomach, yk what i mean? i went in and i was so fucking slow. these kids were half my age and twice as good as me. halfway through we got out and like stretched our arms. i was scared because recently ive been getting my first armpit hairs which isnt much and not noticeable but i was still super scared. also i thought i saw a classmate which wouldve been super embarsssing (uh oh) but i realized it wasnt him (yay!). buuuut my teacher had to get my attention because i wasnt doing the arm movements (uh oh). this was just a horrible day. if i remember more i'll reblog but if not then i wont. my phone has 6% so bye

8 months ago

squirtle cubone marowak roselia snorunt pawniard mega sableye beldum?

went on a little shopping trip for the first time in a while yesterday and was checking out pokemon figures, there were a couple people next to me who wanted magby but could only get it out of a set with squirtle. they joked about trading it with someone.

i wanted the beldum in another set that came with a chespin and offered to swap chespin for squirtle.

for the briefest moment i was teleported back to my middle school days

7 months ago

lmaoo

"Why do you want to be a boy when you're such a pretty girl?" Why do you want to play another game when you already beat the last one? You fucking casual

8 months ago
(not My Photo, Friend Found It On Tikt*k)

(not my photo, friend found it on tikt*k)

translation: "Hey, she's on rn"⬛️

"ok"🟩 "send her a dick pic"🟩

"view once photo"⬛️

"to her not to me you bastard"🟩

"ah ok"⬛️

take-it-easy-1004 - take it easy
8 months ago

well fuck

a gender reveal party but it comes out grey and they start crying because it was a miscarraige