How In The Goddamn Bejeezus Do People Lay On Grass Like It's Ever So Comfy? When I Do It, All I Get Is

How in the goddamn bejeezus do people lay on grass like it's ever so comfy? When I do it, all I get is 'Death from a thousand pricks". Teach me mfs.

Wanna b pulled apart. Anyone wanna help?

Y u reading my mind?

Did we invent math or discover it?

Batman talking to Alfred:

A: Sir, I have seen that you don't have enough of the yellow fabric for your suits. Shall I arrange for more sir?

B: That won't be necessary Alfred

A: Change in the design sir? What colours do you propose to use?

B: Black....

A: Very original sir. And?

B: .......darker black

A: .........

B: ..........

A: *muttering* why on earth did I think it was just a phase?

I don't wanna be the person who struggles and makes it big in the end. I wanna be the mildly yet sufficiently successful, happy, yet annoying couple next door who does activities on all weekends and brags to everyone they meet about themselves. That's life.

Gah!! What do u mean equal rights Brad?!