Sansa Antis Are So Funny To Me Because Like. We Have A Book Full Of Character That Straight Up Commited

sansa antis are so funny to me because like. we have a book full of character that straight up commited war crimes. we have a guy who tried to murder a 7 y.o. twice. we have a rich guy who kills a sex worker for testifying against him. we have a girl who tries to kill her brother for being disabled. we have a guy who straight up kills and tortures people as a form of entertainment. we have a guy who strikes his wife. we have tywin fucking lannister. we have a guy who repeatedly rapes his childbride. we have a guy who sold people to slavery. we have a guy who kills his own brother and also burns people alive. we have a guy who likes murdering people. the list is endless. but noooo, the character you hate the most is this 11 y.o. girl, who is mean to her sister and isn't just smart enough to understand political schemes and manipulation tactics. a terrible, vile creature.

remember when nico told jason "yeah i had a crush on percy back then, but i was young and impressionable, i already got over it"? brother in christ you're still, like, thirteen, why are you talking about your elementary school crush like he's your ex-wife whose betrayal made you vow to never love again

GAME OF THRONES 2.09, Blackwater

you're so right, i'm sorry camilla, it was unfair.

actually, i really take that back, camilla would've been a lovely nerdy creepy soft butch girlfriend with her boycut and her brother's clothes on and off-putting vibes and many unsettling things to say like "my friends and i wanted to bath in pig's blood tonight, but i told them off, didn't wanna scare you", and y/n'd be like ".... okay babe ..... thanks", or just funny cult stories like that time when this new guy almost caught them after a ritual orgy. she probably recites sappho's poems in ancient greek, but never heard of girl in red. yeah, i see it.

I've seen many posts that were like "💕what it would be like to date [insert a tsh character]💕" with cute romantic stuff and i was like GIRL NO, so that's what it would actually be like to date the secret history characters:

Charles: is drunk 24/7, throws stuff at you, hits you, disappears without explanation to be found in a hospital three days later, secretly fucks his twin sister

Richard: stalks and idealizes you even before your first conversation, then lies to you constantly about literally everything to make himself seem cool, never tells you anything about himself, gatekeeps, gazlights, fantasizes about hitting and raping you, doesn't care to know you, obsesses over you after a breakup for years

Francis: is gay and only dates you as a cover-up for being gay (for gays: doesn't know what consent is at all, kisses you and then tells you he doesn't feel anything for you, probably only wants a one-night stand, wakes you up at 2 a.m., because he just had an anxiety attack)

Henry: forces you to join a cult, never talks about feelings, never tells you anything about himself, suspiciously often talks about murder, then kills himself in front of you, mentally scarring you for the rest of your life

Bunny: is sexist, racist, homophobe, mentally unstable, doesn't have a job, insults you on purpose, spends all your money, reads your diary without permission, throws tantrums, steals from you, then dies under mysterious circumstances

Camilla: cheats on you with her twin brother, and we know nothing about her personality besides that thanks to richard who was so in love with her that he never saw her as a human being instead of a highly idealized pretty picture

Everyone: are high and/or drunk most of the time, are in a cult, do kill people

GAME OF THRONES 2.09, Blackwater

Bullshit! Remember when canon!Bunny completely ignored Henry for days when he was having migraines, never once checked up on him, and instead spent his free time going through Henry's personal things without permission and reading his secret diary (also probably stole some money in the process)

Henry Winter and his migraines.

-Bunny always took care of him. He acted like he didn’t want to, but he wouldn’t trust anybody else with Henry.

-He made sure that Henry had the following: cool cloth over his eyes, all of the lights off, pajamas on, Henry being actually under the blankets.

-Henry would lay on top of his blankets and it annoyed Bunny.

-Bunny always read to him. He rode along with Henry to the doctor to get his meds for his migraines too.

-Bunny was basically a nurse.

-He yelled at anybody for being too loud when Henry was sick.

-Henry made Bunny lay with him or hold his hand. It was non negotiable.